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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 161866 times)

Slayerhero90

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #525 on: March 05, 2013, 08:37:56 am »
Duct tape feet to ceiling.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #526 on: March 08, 2013, 01:52:30 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 02, 2013, 08:12:05 pm
AUBLBMHBGBFGGG
EXPLODE CURRNNT PLANET
GO BUILD NEW ONE
(2) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CHI ENERGY.
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on March 02, 2013, 08:33:28 pm
BUY TWO COLLAPSOMATICS

COLLAPSE A COLLAPSEOMATIC ON A COLLAPSEOMATIC

LAUGH SCIENTIFICALLY IN THE PROCESS
(1) THE POLICE ARREST YOU FOR TRYING TO PURCHASE A POSSIBLY UNIVERSE ENDING WEAPON.
Quote from: Vorthon on March 02, 2013, 08:56:50 pm
SEEING AS I LIKELY EXIST OUTSIDE OF REALITY NOW, BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE.
(3) YOU ARE CABBAGE. CABBAGE IS GOOD. CABBAGE IS ALL.
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on March 02, 2013, 09:02:16 pm
Begin spreading SuperAIDS awareness.
Collect donations to deal with my illness.
Use donations to buy mercs.
Use mercs to take over Australia.
(4) YOU LOVE IT WHEN YOUR PLANS COME TOGETHER, AND THIS IS NO EXCEPTION.
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 02, 2013, 09:21:07 pm
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Move company, self, employee to some saner country. Canada, maybe. Maybe England.
(3)YOU MOVE DOWN TO ENGLAND. OTHER THAN THE RESURGENCE OF KING ARTHUR, IT'S A BIT SANER. (5) YOUR ASSISTANT HELPS GET YOU SITUATED, BUT PURCHASES ONLY ONE FLAT.
"I guess we'll have to live together, sir..."
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(2) DAMN, THAT WAS AN AWESOME TRIP.
Quote from: misko27 on March 03, 2013, 02:05:04 am
This is going much better then I thought I would. Erm, train the youths in the ways of the force.
(1)THEY TURN ON YOU, INFLUENCED BY THE DARKNESS OF A SITH HOLOCRON, AND BUTCHER YOU.
Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 03, 2013, 05:41:17 am
TRY AGAIN.
(2)NO.
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 04, 2013, 12:31:01 pm
Try Again
(4) SUCCESS.
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on March 05, 2013, 08:37:56 am
Duct tape feet to ceiling.
(6) NOW YOU'RE STUCK!
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #527 on: March 08, 2013, 01:54:21 pm »
KEEP ON TRYING WITH GUTS AND COURAGE.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #528 on: March 08, 2013, 02:04:39 pm »
>Send people back in time to prevent Cassandra, GreatWyrmGold, and Misko from winning.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #529 on: March 08, 2013, 02:14:09 pm »
ENGAGE CHI POWER
ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #530 on: March 08, 2013, 02:36:58 pm »
THROUGH FORCES MYSTERIOUS AND DEVIOUS BECOME CHIEF OF POLICE

LET SELF OUT OF JAILE
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #531 on: March 08, 2013, 03:20:00 pm »
Start selling mind-controlling cabbage salad.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #532 on: March 08, 2013, 04:31:59 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 08, 2013, 02:04:39 pm
>Send people back in time to prevent Cassandra, GreatWyrmGold, and Misko from winning.
IMPEDE. ACTION. Yes, the part with misko27 too, I'm not vindictive.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #533 on: March 08, 2013, 05:32:42 pm »
Use my Australian forces and my merc army to conquer the Orient.
Then Russia.
Then the Middle East.
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #534 on: March 08, 2013, 09:21:39 pm »
After respawning, build up counter legions to attack the corrupted ones.
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Drago55577

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #535 on: March 18, 2013, 03:06:31 am »
>Build slave army out of toothpicks
>Make slaves remember what the objective is
>Make slaves take me to the objective
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #536 on: March 18, 2013, 07:36:50 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 08, 2013, 02:14:09 pm
ENGAGE CHI POWER
ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE
(4) YOU ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLANE. NOW THERE'S JUST A FEW MORE FOR NIRVANA.
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on March 08, 2013, 02:36:58 pm
THROUGH FORCES MYSTERIOUS AND DEVIOUS BECOME CHIEF OF POLICE

LET SELF OUT OF JAILE
(2) THROUGH THE POWER OF DEMOCRACY, YOU BECOME... IMPRISONED.
Quote from: Vorthon on March 08, 2013, 03:20:00 pm
Start selling mind-controlling cabbage salad.
(2) YOU OPEN UP A SALAD STREET STAND. THIS CAN GO WAY IN NO WAY.
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 08, 2013, 04:31:59 pm
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 08, 2013, 02:04:39 pm
>Send people back in time to prevent Cassandra, GreatWyrmGold, and Misko from winning.
IMPEDE. ACTION. Yes, the part with misko27 too, I'm not vindictive.
(2vs4)"Hey man, what're you doing?"
"Trying to stop you from winning."
"Oh. Can you stop?"
"DAMMIT FOILED AGAIN!"
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on March 08, 2013, 05:32:42 pm
Use my Australian forces and my merc army to conquer the Orient.
Then Russia.
Then the Middle East.

(3) YOUR BLITZKRIEG STALLS AT YOUR BACKYARD.
Quote from: misko27 on March 08, 2013, 09:21:39 pm
After respawning, build up counter legions to attack the corrupted ones.
(5) AN ARMY STANDS READY FOR YOU.
Quote from: drago55577 on March 18, 2013, 03:06:31 am
>Build slave army out of toothpicks
>Make slaves remember what the objective is
>Make slaves take me to the objective
(2)"Master, the objective is for you to make more of us."
Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 08, 2013, 01:54:21 pm
KEEP ON TRYING WITH GUTS AND COURAGE.
(2) YOU HAVE METAPHORICAL GUTS, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE PHYSICAL GUTS. THAT'S TOUGH.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #537 on: March 18, 2013, 07:37:58 pm »
>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #538 on: March 18, 2013, 07:41:18 pm »
>Civil war! Immediately seize their outer territories, break through their lines before they even know what happened!
Oh, and send a contingent to help GWG and whatever.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2013, 08:50:14 am by misko27 »
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #539 on: March 18, 2013, 07:51:53 pm »
Continue playing High-Stakes Risk. Now with actual consequences.
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