Point out all the video games which are more violent and sociologically destructive, as well as pointing out the fact that entrepreneurs are what made America great and therefore trying to unfairly discredit my game is actually helping destroy the American spirit.
(1) THE CRITICS "PROVE" YOU'RE A COMMUNIST, AND THAT YOUR GAME IS ALL RED BASTARD PROPAGANDA.
Weaponize my superaids.
(2)YOU DRAW BLOOD FROM YOURSELF AND GO AROUND SWINGING IT. THEN YOU FEEL LIGHT HEADED.
Point out all the video games which are more violent and sociologically destructive, as well as pointing out the fact that entrepreneurs are what made America great and therefore trying to unfairly discredit my game is actually helping destroy the American spirit.
Like this will not blow up in your face.
That was unexpectedly sucessful. Establish new Temple and Search for Force-sensitive youths!
(5) YOU CONSTRUCT A NEW TEMPLE AND FIND DOZENS OF INITIATES, CONSTRUCTING A MASSIVE EXTENSION IN IT FOR LIVING IN.
BECOME JEFF BRIDGES
SLAUGHTER TRILLIONS OF NIHILISTS
(2) YOU GIVE AN EMO CHICK A REALLY REALLY BIG HUG. YOU'LL START KILLING HER. AFTER YOU FINISH FEELING HER UP.
Continue to repeat below actions until they work.
>Build TARDIS factory
>Create a Time and Space travel agency
(2) YOU GO TO THE DR. WHO MUSEUM AND START WHITTLING FIGURINES THERE.
MOAR AUGMENTS.
(6+5) YOU AUGMENT REALITY AROUND YOURSELF WITH A COLLAPSE-O-MATIC, NOW AVAILABLE FROM ACME.
MOAR AUGMENTS.
AUGMENT THIS MAN
(6) YOU WRAP YOURSELF AROUND HIM, GIVING HIM A GUARANTEED OVERSHOT AUGMENT.
See how TSAB are doing.
(1) WHO?
ALSO, YOU EXPLODE.
Duct tape spine to spineslot.
(4) THE SPINE SPINESLOTS.
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CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO