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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

44 (80%)

BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED

11 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 55

[Slayerhero90]

COCONUT

[Spinal_Taper]

Teleport to work
Grab leader board and beat everyone else to death with it

(2) YOU PUT YOUR FINGER TO YOUR FOREHEAD, INSTANEOUS TRANSMISSIONS STYLE. IT DOESN'T WORK.

Oh fuckies. Respawn as spy with deadringer and continue on my merry way.

(4) YOU CONTINUE ON, THOUGHTS OF SCOUTS MOM ON YOUR MIND.

Summon Mephistopheles, sell soul in exchange for being teleported to work.

(5) YOU ARE AT WORK. GOD IT'S BORING HERE. YOU HATE YOUR JOB.

Come back to life. Reveal great idea for the game I had while in the afterlife's waiting room. Try to implement it after backing up the game.

(4,5) YOU COME BACK TO LIFE, AND WITH YOUR LIFE RETURNING TO THE HQ, SO DOES YOUR FANTASTICE IDEA. (6) YOU DELETE THE GAME IN FAVOR OF SIMPLY PUTTING IN YOUR IDEA. YOUR UNDERLING GIVES YOU AN ODD LOOK BEFORE (6) CODING A NEW GAME AS WELL.

>Try previous action again.

(4) PREHISTORIC MADAGASCAR.

You missed my action!
No matter the roll, REND THE UNIVERSE ASUNDER
OR SUMMON CTHULHU IF NOT SUCCESFULL.

(3) YOU REND YOUR MOMS UNIVERSE ASUNDER. LULZ. YOUR MOM JOKES.

ALRIGHT THAT'S IT.

PUT ON A TURTLE LICKER HAT AND ABOLISH WORK ALTOGETHER

(3) YOU PUT ON A TURTLE LICKER AS A HAT. (5) YOU OUTLAW WORK.

>OVERPOWER THE BORG THROUGH POLITICAL SHENANIGANS AND REASSIMILATE THEM BACK

(1) THEY FINISH CRUSHING YOUR INDIVIDUAL MINDS.

Hold up sign saying "will kill other players for food"

(1) YOU ARE KILLED FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO WRITE.

COCONUT

(4) COCUNUT.

LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO

[Xantalos]

CONTINUE TO WORK
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

[Tavik Toth]

Go to work. Camly

[Persus13]

Hold up sign saying "will kill other players for food"

[Vorthon]

Rise to power within my workplace, hire crack team of lawyers to get me my soul back.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Try to reach work in TARDIS, again.

[LordSlowpoke]

APPLY HAT TO VORTHON

[misko27]

Wait, I'm on leaderbaord? I made it to work? YES. MY JOB IS SPY. I KNEW IT.
Sap GWG's stuff, including the computer with his new game in it. Laugh evilly.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...Since when is a 6 "Do the opposite of what I wanted to do?" That's more 1 material.

Also, "Spah sappin' mah PC!"

Once recoding the game is done, back it up several times. CD, flash drive, secure online storage site, etc. Also submit a copyright application, make sure the game is playable, and get beta testers.

[Slayerhero90]

So what exactly's happening? I think I read something about me being dead.

Kumquat :()

[Xantalos]

Is dead?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>TRY AGAIN!

[Tavik Toth]

REND THE BLOODY UNIVERSE APART. DERM IT IF I FAIL.

[Spinal_Taper]

CONTINUE TO WORK
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

(1)UPON SOMEONE OFFHANDEDLY MENTIONING "Work is hell.", YOU CONCLUDE THE NECCESARY MEANS ARE HARIKIRI. UPON NOTICING YOUR NEW SURROUNDINGS, A HELLISH, VAST CAVERN, YOU CURSE THE MAN AND HIS FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE.

Go to work. Camly

(1) SOMEONE CONSIDERABLY LESS CALM, LIKELY DUE TO THE SLAUGHTER AND HAVOC RECENTLY OCCURING, STABS YOU IN THE HEART WITH A SACRIFICIAL DAGGER.

Hold up sign saying "will kill other players for food"

(5)YOU SURE DO. HOLD THAT SIGN, TIGER.

Rise to power within my workplace, hire crack team of lawyers to get me my soul back.

(1) YOU TRY AND ESTABLISH A GLORIOUS COMMUNIST PARADISE IN YOUR WORKPLACE VIA REVOLUTION, BUT THE PREREQUISITES ARE NOT MET, AND YOU ARE EXECUTED.

>Try to reach work in TARDIS, again.

(1) THE TARDIS EXPLODES.

APPLY HAT TO VORTHON

(3) YOU GIVE HIM A GIBUS. YOU CRUEL FUCK.

Wait, I'm on leaderbaord? I made it to work? YES. MY JOB IS SPY. I KNEW IT.
Sap GWG's stuff, including the computer with his new game in it. Laugh evilly.

(1) YOU FORGET TO CHANGE FROM YOUR KNIFE TO THE SAPPER AND SLASH THE COMPUTER. THEN YOU EXPLODE. DAMN SENTRIES.  ALSO, YOU DIDN'T GET ONTO THE LEADERBOARD FROM GETTING TO WORK, NEITHER DID CASS OR GWG.

...Since when is a 6 "Do the opposite of what I wanted to do?" That's more 1 material.

Also, "Spah sappin' mah PC!"

Once recoding the game is done, back it up several times. CD, flash drive, secure online storage site, etc. Also submit a copyright application, make sure the game is playable, and get beta testers.

(You had the idea, right? So you really want to implement it, but you can't think of how to fit it into the current framework. So, being the logic loving B12er you are, to decide that the actual game isn't neccesary, all that needs to be implemented is your idea.))(3) YOUR ASSISTANT WALKS UP NEXT TO THE DESKTOP YOU'RE USING, STANDING SO CLOSE YOU CAN SMELL THE SHAMPOO IN HER HAIR. AND PERFUME. SHE HELPS YOU COMPILE. (3+1) THIS IS TAKING A WHILE.

So what exactly's happening? I think I read something about me being dead.

Kumquat )

>>VAR KUMQUAT: FALSE

REND THE BLOODY UNIVERSE APART. DERM IT IF I FAIL.

(2) YOU REND APART THE UNIVERSE OF BLOOD. BY THAT, I MEAN YOU REND YOUR MOMS BLOODY UNIVERSE. IT NEVER GETS OLD, EXCEPT FOR EVERY TIME. (6) YOU DERM YOURSELF.

LEADERBOARD
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO