Having made a good AI, work on the setting. Something creative and clever.
(4) YOU COME UP WITH AN INTERESTING, BUT NOT TOO ORIGINAL SETTING. IT BORROWS MUCH FROM EXISTING SETTINGS, BUT PUTS AN ORIGINAL TWIST ON IT.
continue reproducing. Infect Xantalos.
(1) YOUR MANY, MANY COMPONENTS ALL COMMIT RITUAL SUICIDE FOR BEING SUCH UNGODLY FAILURES.
>Skateboard, then. I will emulate Michael J. Fox somehow.
(1) YOU SKATEBOARD, AND IT'S PRETTY RADICAL UNTIL YOU DO A GNARLY FACEPLANT INTO THE NUKE VORTHON WAS ESCAPING.
Remember kids, if your idea is stupid enough, No matter what you roll you will get it.
>Call friend from work. Tell them to put out a big fall-absorbign matress in the parking lot.
>Attempt to slow Terminal Velocity by increasing Surface area.
(4) THEY PUT DOWN A PRETTY BIG MATRESS, WHILE YOU (5) BEGIN TO STRETCH YOUR SKIN LIKE SOME AWFUL, AWFUL SUPERHERO. ALL IN ALL, IT'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD FOR YOU.
[1 TURN TO IMPACT]
Keep Warpstepping towards work.
(5) YOU CONTINUE PORTING TO YOUR WORK.
((PETA! We got a live one!))
Sculpt new form out of stomach acids of Alduin.
Travel through digestive track, get excreted, go to work.
(5) YOU TAKE THE DRRAGON STOMACH ACID AND FORGE IT INTO A NEW BODY FOR YOURSELF, WHICH (5) SLIDES THROUGH ALDUINS INTESTINES LIKE A LIQUID SHOULD, SPLATTERING ONTO THE GROUND DISGUSTINGLY.
Hm....What other incredibly bad gaming systems are there...AHA!
Strap on my Virtual Boy and LAZOR Persus!
(4) YUP. IT'S NOT QUITE AS BAD THOUGH.
GO SHOOT UP A HOSPITAL.
A HOSPITAL FULL OF EVIL PEOPLE THAT IS. LIKE, A HOSPITAL FOR OTHER UNIVERSES' BIG BADS. AND SERIAL KILLERS. THOSE PEOPLE.
(6) YOU RUN INTO THE VILLAIN HOSPITAL AND SHOOT BLACK SHADOW IN THE LEG. THEN YOU REALIZE PRECISELY WHERE YOU ARE: A ROOM FULL OF THE MOST EVIL MEN IN HISTORY. AND YOU JUST ATTACKED ONE OF THEIR OWN.
LAUGH AT PUNY HERO
KILL HIM
EAT HIS SOUL TO INCREASE MY POWER
(1) YOU BEGIN TO TAKE THE TIME TO DO YOUR EVIL LAUGH, AS TRADITION DICTATES, BUT THE HERO THROWS HIS MAGIC SWORD OR WHATEVER HE HAS, AND IT STRIKES YOU DOWN. YOUNGSTERS. NO RESPECT FOR TRADITION.
Travel to work using the TARDIS.
(5) YOU CONTINUE BEING STUPID AND BORING.
CONTINUE WORKING.
BE AWESOME.
(1) YOUR WORK, FOR SOME REASON, INCLUDES RITUAL SUICIDE. BETTER SUCK UP TO THE BOSS!
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 13 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20 miles
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 18 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 0 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 3 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 20
DIRG: 20
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