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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 162717 times)

Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #165 on: December 03, 2012, 07:06:57 am »

"WHY IS EARTH NOT DEAD!"

KILL EARTH!
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #166 on: December 03, 2012, 07:30:27 am »

CONTINUE TO EAT CHILDREN
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #167 on: December 03, 2012, 02:47:17 pm »

Jump out of sewer.

Get a bath.
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Aseaheru

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #168 on: December 03, 2012, 02:55:28 pm »

HUG EVERYONE. NOT NPCS.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #169 on: December 03, 2012, 05:59:05 pm »

>RECOVER FROM EXPLOSION
>GRAB A LONG WOODEN POLE
>FLICK THE UNHOLY MAC OUT OF THE CAR ONTO NEARBY PASSERS-BY
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #170 on: December 04, 2012, 06:03:26 pm »

Aerial Cuddling, go. Convince Alduin to take me somewhere safer than this place will be in eight minutes.
(4) YOU CUDDLE HIM THE BEST AN OFFICE WORKER CAN CUDDLE A WORLD ENDING DRAGON. (6) HE EATS YOU.
ACTIVATE THE NUCLEAR BOMB IN THE BULLET THAT IS NOW IN MISKO'S GIRLFRIEND'S LEG.
(1) YOU ACTIVATE THE BOMB! OH. YOU LEFT THAT BULLET IN YOUR GUN. DAMN. THAT'S A SMALL EXPLOSION.
Damnit Corai!
 
>Tackle Corai, push his head to the ground and cave in his skull.
>Toss all condoms into the toliet. Muahaha!
Unless Corai killed her, in which ressurect her after removing the condoms.

(2) YOU KILL THAT PILE OF ASH! (1) YOU DO SO, BY PUTTING THEM INTO YOUR MOUTH AND LEAPING INTO THE TOILET. AS YOU GO UNDER, YOUR GIRLFRIEND PULLS YOU OUT OF THE WATER.
"GO, PIGGY! GO! GIDDYUP!"

>RIDE PIGGY TO WORK.
(6) IT SPRINTS BACK TO ITS HOME DIMENSION, WHERE YOU WORK. AS A SLAVE.
Teleport to infinite distance.
Invert spacial dimensions (infinity is now 0 and 0 is infinity)
(2) YOU WALK FOR A PRETTY LONG DISTANCE. (2) YOU THINK THAT HAPPENED. CAN'T TELL.
WANDER TOWARDS WORK.
WAIT FOR TELECONFERENCING THING TO START UP.
(6,5) BY THE TIME YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET A SIGNAL, YOUR WANDERING HAS CAUSED YOU TO GROW A GREY, WIZENED BEARD. HUH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD WANDER TOWARDS WORK MORE DIRECTLY.
Phone boss and tell him that I quit. Go home and have a beer.
(6) A SNIPER RIFLE SHOT GOES THROUGH YOUR STERNUM BEFORE YOU CALL.
Get up as rage zombie
Sprint to work

(3) YOU'RE A ZOMBIE, AND YOU RUN A WHILE.
>RIDE COFFEE TABLE TO WORK
>MAKE IT RAIN CHOCOLATE
>FIRE DEATH RAY AT ALL BYPASSERS
(1) YOU STAND ON THE COFFEE TABLE. IT BREAKS. YOU HURT YOURSELF.
"WHY IS EARTH NOT DEAD!"

KILL EARTH!
(1) MAYBE... YOU ARE EARTH! YOU KILL YOURSELF. OH WAIT. NOPE.
CONTINUE TO EAT CHILDREN

(6) THEY DON'T AGREE WITH YOU, AND YOU VOMIT YOUR GUTS OUT.
Jump out of sewer.

Get a bath.
(6) YOU LEAP FROM THE SEWER, FOR MILES, HEADING INTO THE THERMOSPHERE, WHERE YOU BAKE.
HUG EVERYONE. NOT NPCS.
(1) YOU FIRST TARGET IS A FACIST. HE SHOOTS YOU.
>RECOVER FROM EXPLOSION
>GRAB A LONG WOODEN POLE
>FLICK THE UNHOLY MAC OUT OF THE CAR ONTO NEARBY PASSERS-BY

(6) YOU RECOVER FROM THE EXPLOSION BY DRINKING THE MEMORY AWAY... WAIT, WHAT'S A POLE... SHIT,WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS MEDICAL STUFF...

DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:19.999999 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 2.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 4 miles
XANTALOS: 19 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
TAVIK TOTH: ??? MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 5.5 miles and a lot of vertical distance.
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 20
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #171 on: December 04, 2012, 06:08:08 pm »


LEAVE ORGANS
MIRACULOUSLY BUILD HELICOPTER
SUMMON FRIENDLY DRAGON IF ABOVE FAILS
RIDE NEW MODE OF TRANSPORTATION TO WORK
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I shall be ready! My head is full of disturbing but useful information. And all it cost me was my peace of mind and sanity. A bargain!
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They told me to aim higher, so we dug deeper.

scapheap

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #172 on: December 04, 2012, 06:21:43 pm »

return to earth as comet. Land unhurt.
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #173 on: December 04, 2012, 06:47:34 pm »

...IMPLIES I GOT A SIGNAL!

Connect to signal!
Join teleconference!
Walk to work, making sure I don't walk into any dangerous areas!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #174 on: December 04, 2012, 07:32:37 pm »

>Switch the locations of work and the place directly in front of me.

[How far am I away?]
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #175 on: December 04, 2012, 07:44:51 pm »

Ahah
 
>One last try. Hypnotize her into not wanting to keep me from work today.
> If and when that fails, actually, you know what, even if that suceeds, Look up at the Sky, Shout "Up up and away!" And fly through the ceiling!
« Last Edit: December 04, 2012, 08:07:15 pm by misko27 »
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Aseaheru

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #176 on: December 04, 2012, 08:04:44 pm »

Quit work. hug people while wearing bullet proof clothing.
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Persus13

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #177 on: December 04, 2012, 08:51:44 pm »

Attack someone
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #178 on: December 04, 2012, 08:52:25 pm »

Respawn.

WALK OVER TO MISKO, GRAB HIM AND CARRY HIM TO WORK.
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Yoink

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #179 on: December 04, 2012, 08:57:34 pm »

>SETTLE INTO LIFE OF SLAVERY, FOR NOW.

HARDLY WORSE THAN MY JOB BEFORE, RIGHT?

>GET TO KNOW FELLOW SLAVES. SOW SEEDS OF REVOLUTION.
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