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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 162702 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #150 on: December 02, 2012, 09:01:19 am »

"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."

>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA


KICK DA_NANG'S BOSS IN THE FACE VIA CONFERENCE

THEN SPILL HIS TEA ALL OVER THE LAPTOP
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #151 on: December 02, 2012, 10:01:01 am »

"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."

>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA

YOU STOLE MY IDEA.
DARN YOU.

...Seriously, how did I die and miawu lived? And why am I 5 miles from work now?
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #152 on: December 02, 2012, 10:20:25 am »

"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."

>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA

YOU STOLE MY IDEA.
DARN YOU.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #153 on: December 02, 2012, 11:47:58 am »

((Damn. I'm out of creatively strange Ideas to get to work.))

Uh...Pull out a Daedric Axe with a couple enchantments and hurl it at Alduin. Maybe six. Then turn on no-clip and drive through traffic to work.

((I seriously had a (Legendary) Daedric Axe and Scimitar with 69 Frost and Spark damage enchanted on them, and I killed Alduin with 6 power attacks OF THE SCIMITAR. Definitely not the boss fight I expected.))
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Aseaheru

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #154 on: December 02, 2012, 04:59:24 pm »

sit on everyones head. at once.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #155 on: December 02, 2012, 09:35:19 pm »

>No,  get up and go to the door. Punch Miauw. Blind him with mah fists.
>Hoping she did not see the display of masculinity, attempt to bore her to sleep with discussions of politics.
(5v6, 6) MIAUW USES HIS FACE TO BLOCK THE ATTACK! IT WORKS! THEN, YOU START SPEAKING ABOUT POLITICS TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. SHE REALLY WANTS TO SLEEP. WITH YOU.
SUMMON POGO STICK!
POGO TO WORK.
SUMMON DR SEUSS' BIRTHDAY BIRD FOR MISKO

(3)YOU SUMMON A RUSTED, BROKEN POGOSTICK. (1) TURNS OUT, ANCIENT POGO STICKS DON'T WORK TOO WELL, CAUSING IT TO BREAK WHEN YOU LAND AND KILL YOURSELF.
Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.
(3) YOU SHOOT MISKOS GIRLFRIEND IN THE LEG, BUT SHE DOESN'T NOTICE, BEING TOO CLOSE TO MISKO TO DO ANYTHING BUT COO.
Continue happily. Hope he keeps flying to work in the meantime.

Yaaay~
(5) YOU CONTINUE. HE'S PLEASED, FOR BEING ALDUIN, THAT IS.
How did I get farther away?

Retrieve laptop with satellite internet. Telecommute. Work from five miles away. Walk to work.
(3,4) YOUR LAPTOP IS STILL CONNECTING TO THE INTERNET.
>PIGGY-BACK ON CORAI
(3) YOU GET ON CORAIS PIGS BACK.
>PIGGY-BACK ON CORAI

OKAY!

continue through the sewer
(5) YOU CONTINUE WADING THROUGH HUMAN EXCREMENT.
Find and eat a child, it's youth will heal my hemorrhaging.
(3) NO, BUT IT SURE DOES TASTE DELICIOUS.
Cause sun to explode.
(4) YOU DETONATE THE SUN. WAIT ABOUT 8 MINUTES, YES?
TUNNEL TO EARTH'S CORE, BLOW EVERYTHING UP.
(1) THE LASER DRILL DOESN'T SEEM TO BE FIRING OFF, SO YOU TAKE A LOOK AT IT FROM DOWN THE BARREL. THEN IT DOES START WORKING.
"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."

>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA

(1) YOU PULL OUT A MACBOOK, BUT OH NO! IT'S ONE OF THE DEFECTIVE ONES! IT BURSTS INTO AN EXPLOSION WORTHY OF THE WORLDS GREATEST ROCK STARS.
"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."

>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA


KICK DA_NANG'S BOSS IN THE FACE VIA CONFERENCE

THEN SPILL HIS TEA ALL OVER THE LAPTOP

(1) YOU TRY AND KICK DA_NANGS BOSS, BUT HE GOES BRUCE LEE ON YOUR ASS.
((Damn. I'm out of creatively strange Ideas to get to work.))

Uh...Pull out a Daedric Axe with a couple enchantments and hurl it at Alduin. Maybe six. Then turn on no-clip and drive through traffic to work.

((I seriously had a (Legendary) Daedric Axe and Scimitar with 69 Frost and Spark damage enchanted on them, and I killed Alduin with 6 power attacks OF THE SCIMITAR. Definitely not the boss fight I expected.))
(2) YOU HURL A WOODCUTTING AXE AT ALDUIN. IT BOUNCES OFF OF HIS HIDE.
sit on everyones head. at once.
(1) YOUR ASS IS RIPPED TO SHREDS FROM THE STRAIN!

DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:19.999999 miles
CASSANDRA: 2.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 5 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 7 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 5.5 miles
DA_NANG: 20
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #156 on: December 02, 2012, 09:36:48 pm »

ACTIVATE THE NUCLEAR BOMB IN THE BULLET THAT IS NOW IN MISKO'S GIRLFRIEND'S LEG.
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Cassandra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #157 on: December 02, 2012, 09:37:57 pm »

Aerial Cuddling, go. Convince Alduin to take me somewhere safer than this place will be in eight minutes.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2012, 09:39:44 pm by Cassandra »
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #158 on: December 02, 2012, 09:38:24 pm »

Damnit Corai!
 
>Tackle Corai, push his head to the ground and cave in his skull.
>Toss all condoms into the toliet. Muahaha!
Unless Corai killed her, in which ressurect her after removing the condoms.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2012, 02:54:45 pm by misko27 »
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Yoink

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #159 on: December 02, 2012, 09:40:43 pm »

"GO, PIGGY! GO! GIDDYUP!"

>RIDE PIGGY TO WORK.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #160 on: December 02, 2012, 09:53:11 pm »

Teleport to infinite distance.
Invert spacial dimensions (infinity is now 0 and 0 is infinity)
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #161 on: December 02, 2012, 09:57:18 pm »

WANDER TOWARDS WORK.
WAIT FOR TELECONFERENCING THING TO START UP.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #162 on: December 02, 2012, 09:58:51 pm »

Phone boss and tell him that I quit. Go home and have a beer.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2012, 12:53:08 am by Greenstarfanatic »
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #163 on: December 02, 2012, 10:51:53 pm »

Get up as rage zombie
Sprint to work
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ThurisLord

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #164 on: December 03, 2012, 04:51:06 am »

>RIDE COFFEE TABLE TO WORK
>MAKE IT RAIN CHOCOLATE
>FIRE DEATH RAY AT ALL BYPASSERS
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