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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

44 (80%)

BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED

11 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 55

[LordSlowpoke]

"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."

>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA

KICK DA_NANG'S BOSS IN THE FACE VIA CONFERENCE

THEN SPILL HIS TEA ALL OVER THE LAPTOP

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."

>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA

YOU STOLE MY IDEA.
DARN YOU.

...Seriously, how did I die and miawu lived? And why am I 5 miles from work now?

[da_nang]

"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."

>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA

YOU STOLE MY IDEA.
DARN YOU.

"There is great competition between our two companies. And as always, they fight over many things e.g. patents and copyrights. Ideas, too."

[Greenstarfanatic]

((Damn. I'm out of creatively strange Ideas to get to work.))

Uh...Pull out a Daedric Axe with a couple enchantments and hurl it at Alduin. Maybe six. Then turn on no-clip and drive through traffic to work.

((I seriously had a (Legendary) Daedric Axe and Scimitar with 69 Frost and Spark damage enchanted on them, and I killed Alduin with 6 power attacks OF THE SCIMITAR. Definitely not the boss fight I expected.))

[Aseaheru]

sit on everyones head. at once.

[Spinal_Taper]

>No,  get up and go to the door. Punch Miauw. Blind him with mah fists.
>Hoping she did not see the display of masculinity, attempt to bore her to sleep with discussions of politics.

(5v6, 6) MIAUW USES HIS FACE TO BLOCK THE ATTACK! IT WORKS! THEN, YOU START SPEAKING ABOUT POLITICS TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. SHE REALLY WANTS TO SLEEP. WITH YOU.

SUMMON POGO STICK!
POGO TO WORK.
SUMMON DR SEUSS' BIRTHDAY BIRD FOR MISKO

(3)YOU SUMMON A RUSTED, BROKEN POGOSTICK. (1) TURNS OUT, ANCIENT POGO STICKS DON'T WORK TOO WELL, CAUSING IT TO BREAK WHEN YOU LAND AND KILL YOURSELF.

Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.

(3) YOU SHOOT MISKOS GIRLFRIEND IN THE LEG, BUT SHE DOESN'T NOTICE, BEING TOO CLOSE TO MISKO TO DO ANYTHING BUT COO.

Continue happily. Hope he keeps flying to work in the meantime.

Yaaay~

(5) YOU CONTINUE. HE'S PLEASED, FOR BEING ALDUIN, THAT IS.

How did I get farther away?

Retrieve laptop with satellite internet. Telecommute. Work from five miles away. Walk to work.

(3,4) YOUR LAPTOP IS STILL CONNECTING TO THE INTERNET.

>PIGGY-BACK ON CORAI

(3) YOU GET ON CORAIS PIGS BACK.

>PIGGY-BACK ON CORAI

OKAY!

continue through the sewer

(5) YOU CONTINUE WADING THROUGH HUMAN EXCREMENT.

Find and eat a child, it's youth will heal my hemorrhaging.

(3) NO, BUT IT SURE DOES TASTE DELICIOUS.

Cause sun to explode.

(4) YOU DETONATE THE SUN. WAIT ABOUT 8 MINUTES, YES?

TUNNEL TO EARTH'S CORE, BLOW EVERYTHING UP.

(1) THE LASER DRILL DOESN'T SEEM TO BE FIRING OFF, SO YOU TAKE A LOOK AT IT FROM DOWN THE BARREL. THEN IT DOES START WORKING.

"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."

>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA

(1) YOU PULL OUT A MACBOOK, BUT OH NO! IT'S ONE OF THE DEFECTIVE ONES! IT BURSTS INTO AN EXPLOSION WORTHY OF THE WORLDS GREATEST ROCK STARS.

"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."

>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA

KICK DA_NANG'S BOSS IN THE FACE VIA CONFERENCE

THEN SPILL HIS TEA ALL OVER THE LAPTOP

(1) YOU TRY AND KICK DA_NANGS BOSS, BUT HE GOES BRUCE LEE ON YOUR ASS.

((Damn. I'm out of creatively strange Ideas to get to work.))

Uh...Pull out a Daedric Axe with a couple enchantments and hurl it at Alduin. Maybe six. Then turn on no-clip and drive through traffic to work.

((I seriously had a (Legendary) Daedric Axe and Scimitar with 69 Frost and Spark damage enchanted on them, and I killed Alduin with 6 power attacks OF THE SCIMITAR. Definitely not the boss fight I expected.))

(2) YOU HURL A WOODCUTTING AXE AT ALDUIN. IT BOUNCES OFF OF HIS HIDE.

sit on everyones head. at once.

(1) YOUR ASS IS RIPPED TO SHREDS FROM THE STRAIN!

DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:19.999999 miles
CASSANDRA: 2.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 5 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 7 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 5.5 miles
DA_NANG: 20

[Corai]

ACTIVATE THE NUCLEAR BOMB IN THE BULLET THAT IS NOW IN MISKO'S GIRLFRIEND'S LEG.

[Cassandra]

Aerial Cuddling, go. Convince Alduin to take me somewhere safer than this place will be in eight minutes.

[misko27]

Damnit Corai!
 
>Tackle Corai, push his head to the ground and cave in his skull.
>Toss all condoms into the toliet. Muahaha!
Unless Corai killed her, in which ressurect her after removing the condoms.

[Yoink]

"GO, PIGGY! GO! GIDDYUP!"

>RIDE PIGGY TO WORK.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Teleport to infinite distance.
Invert spacial dimensions (infinity is now 0 and 0 is infinity)

[GreatWyrmGold]

WANDER TOWARDS WORK.
WAIT FOR TELECONFERENCING THING TO START UP.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Phone boss and tell him that I quit. Go home and have a beer.

[Xantalos]

Get up as rage zombie
Sprint to work

[ThurisLord]

>RIDE COFFEE TABLE TO WORK
>MAKE IT RAIN CHOCOLATE
>FIRE DEATH RAY AT ALL BYPASSERS