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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

44 (80%)

BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED

11 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 55

[GreatWyrmGold]

Teleport inside GwG's UFO, riding with him to work. Because I like him enough to not want to murder him brutally.

LET HIM IN IF HE PROMISES TO HELP ME KEEP FROM CRASHING OR BEING SHOT DOWN.

[Tavik Toth]

Run at super sonic speeds to work.

[Spinal_Taper]

QUICK EVERYONE STOP GWG
Swap souls with GWG
Fly UFO to work

IMPEDE ACTION.
KEEP FLYING UFO CAREFULLY. BUT NOT TOO SLOW. OR TOO FAST. MAYBE 50% FASTER THAN I AM NOW IS A GOOD UPPER LIMIT.

((Why does everyone hate me again?))

(3vs1) GWG SMASHES HIS HANDS INTO A FEW BUTTONS, INADVERTENTLY TRIGGERING THE SOUL SHIELD.

Tell him that I would gladly become an Immortal for my world killing dragon. Woo him into romance.

(6v2) YOU CONTINUE FLIRTING, BUT OVERTLY SEXUALLY. YOU COME OFF AS RATHER SLUTTY. HE FLIRTS BACK...

ENTER THE FREEWAY WITH MY CARGO VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

(1) YOU LITERALLY ENTER THE FREEWAY. YOU HURTLE FROM THE SKY, INTO THE FREEWAY.

sit randomly on cassandra. just because.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

im feeling very silly right now. sorry for any inconvenience.

(4vs1) YOU LEAP INTO THE AIR AND ONTO CASSANDRAS HEAD. YOU ACCIDENTALLY BUMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE AREA JUST ABOVE ALDUINS GROIN. SHIT. WHAT'S GOING ON UP HERE?

SHOOT AT GWG. I DON'T CARE THAT I'M NOWHERE NEAR HIM, THIS IS A RTD.

(2vs1) YOU BEGIN FIRING AT GWG WITH YOUR NERF RIFLE. HE SEES THE DARTS COMING AND QUICKLY KILLS THE ENGINES IN A DESPERATE EVASION TECHNIQUE. IT'S GOOD AT DODGING THE BOLTS. THE GROUND, NOT SO MUCH.

Uhhh...
>Call Boss and mention I may be late.
> Attempt to satisfy her insatiable lust. Or first, Try putting some Triptofanin in her drink to make sure she falls asleep after.

(5) "No problem." (4vs4) SHE PULLS YOU BACK INTO HER BED, WHERE-OH MY! OOHHHH MYY....

Teleport inside GwG's UFO, riding with him to work. Because I like him enough to not want to murder him brutally.

(2) LUCKILY, YOU AVOID TELEPORTING INTO THE BURNING, TWISTED WRECKAGE OF THE UFO.

use the super mario method eg the sewer

(4) YOU CRAWL THROUGH THE SEWER, A DISGUSTING SERIES OF EXCREMENT FILLED PIPES.

Disregard imminent stroke. Summon six foot long katana with the blade constantly covered in cake frosting.

(6) YOU DISREGARD THE STOKE BY SMASHING YOUR FACE INTO THE WALL REPEATEDLY.

NUKE WORK. RETURN HOME.

(3) YOU NUKE YOUR WORK, BUT YOU ONLY DESTROY A SMALL PORTION OF THE MULTI-LEVEL, MULTI-CONTINENTAL COMPLEX THAT IS YOUR WORKPLACE. (2) YOU HEAD TO YOUR HOME. THE HOME OF MISKOS NEW FRIEND. NOW THEN, DO YOU ENTER, SEE THAT WHICH YOU SURELY SHOULD NOT? OR LEAVE, AND BE UNSCARRED?

Run at super sonic speeds to work.

(5) YOU RUN AT SUPERSONIC SPEEDS FOR A FEW MILLI-SECONDS, THEN TAKE A FEW HOURS TO CATCH YOUR BREATH.

DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:19.999999 miles
CASSANDRA: 5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 5 miles
XANTALOS: 5 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 7 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 10 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 5 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 8 miles

[misko27]

>No,  get up and go to the door. Punch Miauw. Blind him with mah fists.
>Hoping she did not see the display of masculinity, attempt to bore her to sleep with discussions of politics.

[Xantalos]

SUMMON POGO STICK!
POGO TO WORK.
SUMMON DR SEUSS' BIRTHDAY BIRD FOR MISKO

[Corai]

Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.

[misko27]

Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.

You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.

[Corai]

Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.

You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.

I shot GWG with a nerf gun when he was at 2.5 miles. Logic does not apply.

[misko27]

Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.

You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.

I shot GWG with a nerf gun when he was at 2.5 miles. Logic does not apply.

Ahh, but the gun can go farther then that, but Spinal's being harsh with moving towards work itself.
 
Also, why?

[Spinal_Taper]

Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.

You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.

Whoops. Better fix that.

[Cassandra]

Continue happily. Hope he keeps flying to work in the meantime.

Yaaay~

[Corai]

Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.

You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.

I shot GWG with a nerf gun when he was at 2.5 miles. Logic does not apply.

Ahh, but the gun can go farther then that, but Spinal's being harsh with moving towards work itself.
 
Also, why?

Because if you're chasing me, i'll run faster.

Plus, for teh evulz.

[GreatWyrmGold]

How did I get farther away?

Retrieve laptop with satellite internet. Telecommute. Work from five miles away. Walk to work.

[Spinal_Taper]

How did I get farther away?

Retrieve laptop with satellite internet. Telecommute. Work from five miles away. Walk to work.

((Uh... You died.))

[misko27]

sit randomly on cassandra. just because.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

im feeling very silly right now. sorry for any inconvenience.

(4vs1) YOU LEAP INTO THE AIR AND ONTO CASSANDRAS HEAD. YOU ACCIDENTALLY BUMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE AREA JUST ABOVE ALDUINS GROIN. SHIT. WHAT'S GOING ON UP HERE?

Cassandra?

Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.

You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.

I shot GWG with a nerf gun when he was at 2.5 miles. Logic does not apply.

Ahh, but the gun can go farther then that, but Spinal's being harsh with moving towards work itself.
 
Also, why?

Because if you're chasing me, i'll run faster.

Plus, for teh evulz.

Meh. I don't really know her that well, and it does solve my current problems. Plus I'l catch you and cut your balls off. And beat you with a bat. And Carve a swastika on your forehead. Then cut out your tongue.[/quote]