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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
- 44 (80%)
BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED
- 11 (20%)

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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 162098 times)

Aseaheru

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #60 on: November 25, 2012, 05:03:47 pm »

continue hitchhiking.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #61 on: November 25, 2012, 05:10:25 pm »

GET MOLEPEOPLE DRILL
DRILL TO WORK
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #62 on: November 25, 2012, 05:11:31 pm »

GRAB PLUNGER

STEAL CAR

UNSTUCK TRAFFIC
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #63 on: November 25, 2012, 05:15:48 pm »

SHRUG OFF THE PAIN.

MURDER DOCTOR.

RUN TO WORK AGAIN.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #64 on: November 25, 2012, 05:18:29 pm »

Awesome!
 
> After the, loving, Attempt to Extract self from Lover's bed. Pardon myself for having to leave so soon, but work. Obtain Contact information to call her later.
> Remember my Quantum Translocator, Use to get closer to work.
« Last Edit: November 26, 2012, 04:01:16 pm by misko27 »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #65 on: November 25, 2012, 05:19:27 pm »

SCREW THIS. RETIRE EARLY. I'M LIKE A BAJILLION YEARS OLD ANYWAY.
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tryrar

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #66 on: November 25, 2012, 09:13:21 pm »

Build time-space fold device to make work closer that it is in reality. Use segeway to get to work
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #67 on: November 25, 2012, 09:14:49 pm »

Build time-space fold device to make work closer that it is in reality. Use segeway to get to work
...
MY QUANTEM TRANSLOCATOR. HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT?
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TCM

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #68 on: November 25, 2012, 09:54:31 pm »

RESPAWN AND PAKOUR THROUGH TRAFFIC
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #69 on: November 25, 2012, 11:55:09 pm »

TRY SUMMONING A FRIENDLY UFO. IF SUCCESSFUL, RIDE UFO TO WORK.
IF FAILED AND I'M STILL ALIVE, KEEP JOGGING TO WORK.
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miauw62

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #70 on: November 26, 2012, 12:54:35 pm »

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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #71 on: November 26, 2012, 01:14:05 pm »

TURN INTO PHOENIX AND FLY TO WORK!
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #72 on: November 29, 2012, 12:25:10 am »

Just keep flying to work, striking up a conversation with Alduin on the way.
(3) ALDUIN FLIES SLOWLY, DISTRACTED BY ALL THE YUMMY THINGS TO EAT.

get out, thrown car to work, hold on to car somehow
(3) YOU HOLD ONTO THE BOTTOM OF THE CAR. YOU BARELY MANAGE TO STAY FROM GRINDING AGAINST THE ROAD.

TELEPORT TO WORK
(2) YOU TELEPORT TO YOUR COUSINS WORKPLACE.

BAD FEMALES. TORCH THEIR ASSES. CONTINUE ON MY MERRY FUCKING WAY.
(5) YOU BURN THEM TO DEATH, THEN CONTINUE ONWARDS.

continue hitchhiking.
(6) YOU HITCHHIKE... IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.

GET MOLEPEOPLE DRILL
DRILL TO WORK

(6) YOU DRILL, WORKING UP A SWEAT. OH, IS THAT NOT WHAT YOU MEANT?
GRAB PLUNGER

STEAL CAR

UNSTUCK TRAFFIC

(6) AS YOU UNSTICK TRAFFIC, IT RUNS YOU OVER.

SHRUG OFF THE PAIN.

MURDER DOCTOR.

RUN TO WORK AGAIN.

(5) YOU GO ALL 80's BADASS, SHRUGGING OFF PAIN, KILLING PEOPLE AND RUNNING OFF AFTERWARDS/

Awesome!
 
> After the, loving, Attempt to Extract self from Lover's bed. Pardon myself for having to leave so soon, but work. Obtain Contact information to call her later.
> Remember my Quantum Translocator, Use to get closer to work.
(4,6) SHE WANTS MORE. NOT TOO INSANE THOUGH. OR NOT. SHE SABOTAUGES YOUR TRANSLOCATER, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE. SHE OFFERS TO YOU THAT YOU CAN RIDE HER TO WORK, HOWEVER, WITH A WINK.

SCREW THIS. RETIRE EARLY. I'M LIKE A BAJILLION YEARS OLD ANYWAY.
(3) RECESSION SUCKS YOU BACK IN!

Build time-space fold device to make work closer that it is in reality. Use segeway to get to work
(3) IT'S ABOUT .7 CM CLOSER. (6) YOU GO ON THE SEGEWAY, WHICH HAS AN UNFORTUNATE SIDE-EFFECT OF DETONATING ITSELF.

RESPAWN AND PAKOUR THROUGH TRAFFIC
(6) YOU PARKOUR ONTO TRAFFIC. ONTO IT'S BUMPER.

TRY SUMMONING A FRIENDLY UFO. IF SUCCESSFUL, RIDE UFO TO WORK.
IF FAILED AND I'M STILL ALIVE, KEEP JOGGING TO WORK.
(6) THEY'RE FRIENDLY ALRIGHT. FRIENDLY WITH BENEFITS INVOLVING ANAL PROBES.

TELEPORT TO WORK

DO THIS TO.
(4) YOU TELEPORT CLOSER TO YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT!

TURN INTO PHOENIX AND FLY TO WORK!
(5) FLY, OH PHEONIX, FLY. YOU DO.

DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI: 17.5 miles
CASSANDRA: 7.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 4 miles
GREENSTAR: 7.5 MILES.
XANTALOS: 2000000000 miles
MIAUW: 18.75 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 9.5 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 10 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 10 MILES
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #73 on: November 29, 2012, 12:30:28 am »

JUMP ONTO SOME RANDOM DUDE'S BACK AND USE HIM AS A SKATE BOARD. SKATE TO WORK.

USE MAGIC TO TELEPORT GREATWYRMGOLD TO ME.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2012, 12:36:26 am by Corai »
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Cassandra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #74 on: November 29, 2012, 12:30:42 am »

Keep flying to work. Strike up a romance with Alduin.
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