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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
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BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED
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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 162266 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #105 on: November 30, 2012, 11:51:02 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 30, 2012, 11:28:36 pm
QUICK EVERYONE STOP GWG
Swap souls with GWG
Fly UFO to work
IMPEDE ACTION.
KEEP FLYING UFO CAREFULLY. BUT NOT TOO SLOW. OR TOO FAST. MAYBE 50% FASTER THAN I AM NOW IS A GOOD UPPER LIMIT.

((Why does everyone hate me again?))
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #106 on: November 30, 2012, 11:52:27 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 30, 2012, 11:51:02 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on November 30, 2012, 11:28:36 pm
QUICK EVERYONE STOP GWG
Swap souls with GWG
Fly UFO to work
IMPEDE ACTION.
KEEP FLYING UFO CAREFULLY. BUT NOT TOO SLOW. OR TOO FAST. MAYBE 50% FASTER THAN I AM NOW IS A GOOD UPPER LIMIT.

((Why does everyone hate me again?))
You're the closest to succeeding; naturally everyone will temporarily stop infighting and kill you, then go back to infighting.
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Aseaheru

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #107 on: November 30, 2012, 11:53:01 pm »
or just trade places with you so that THEY win.
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Cassandra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #108 on: December 01, 2012, 12:01:07 am »
Personally, getting to work is not my primary goal.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #109 on: December 01, 2012, 12:02:33 am »
Quote from: Cassandra on December 01, 2012, 12:01:07 am
Personally, getting to work is not my primary goal.
And that is why you will lose.
 
Andyway, anyone know how to satisfy a lust-crazed female?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #110 on: December 01, 2012, 12:07:55 am »
...Satisfy the lust?
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #111 on: December 01, 2012, 12:10:56 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 01, 2012, 12:07:55 am
...Satisfy the lust?
If it were as simple as that, It would already be done.
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Cassandra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #112 on: December 01, 2012, 12:11:35 am »
I do, but I would be banned if I said how.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #113 on: December 01, 2012, 12:12:10 am »
Simple: remove her skin. If she wants her nerve endings stimulated, well, ther you go.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #114 on: December 01, 2012, 12:13:04 am »
HARLOTS!
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #115 on: December 01, 2012, 12:14:46 am »
You are all quite helpful. I'ma stick with sneaking sleeping pills into her food.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #116 on: December 01, 2012, 01:26:26 am »
Teleport inside GwG's UFO, riding with him to work. Because I like him enough to not want to murder him brutally.
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scapheap

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #117 on: December 01, 2012, 04:41:22 am »
use the super mario method eg the sewer
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #118 on: December 01, 2012, 07:10:14 am »
Disregard imminent stroke. Summon six foot long katana with the blade constantly covered in cake frosting.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #119 on: December 01, 2012, 07:30:41 am »
NUKE WORK. RETURN HOME.
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