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[Spartan-67]

You are Dr. Von Strangle, you are not a doctor although you think you have a nice lab coat.

You are in your evil lair. A Smelly couch, chair, the Water boiling and central warmth distributor, as well as some other miscellaneous items are around you.

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Inventory:
Labcoat
Evil Clothes (slightly smelly)
$3
Stick of Gum

What Does Dr. Von Strangle Do?

[Yoink]

>TO THE LAUNDROMAT! FOR EVIL!

[Spartan-67]

You leave your lair, locking every single of the 13 locks.

You start walking downtown to the laundromat, it's about 3 blocks away

[Yoink]

>Practice our evil, maniacal laugh on the way.

[Spartan-67]

6) You practice your evil laugh. Buildings shake nearby in your power, (2) oh wait, that's an Earthquake.

You are walking toward the laundromat it is 2 blocks away, there is a minor earthquake going on. People are terrified of your power, (3) A small child starts crying, you are assured it's because of your evilness, and not the earthquake

[Tsuchigumo550]

Chew gum, continue on way to laundromat, give no fucks about earthquake

[Spartan-67]

You pull out your gum and pop it in your mouth (4) It's trident. You (5) do care a bit about the earthquake, and throw the wrapper at the crying girl, as she walks away. The earthquake subsides.

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Inventory:
Lab Coat
$3

You are currently: Chewing gum and kicking ass
1 block away from laundromat

[Xantalos]

Epic sprint to the laundromat!

[Scelly9]

Epic sprint to the laundromat!

and when you get to it, do a handspring!

[Spartan-67]

You (4) Jog to the laundromat and (5) do an amazing handspring.
Endurance: 2
Damn, that was tiring

There is a group of 4 people in the laundromat, all hiding under tables

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Inventory:
Lab Coat
$3

You are currently: Working out

Status: Tired

[ShoesandHats]

Sing a song about your freeze ray once you get to the laundromat.

If you do not have a freeze ray, sing anyway. Pretend you have a freeze ray.

[Spartan-67]

You don't have a freeze ray, you don't even have a Freezer.

(5) You belt out an amazing song about your freeze ray, or freezer, you can't remember.
You get to the laundromat just as you finish the handspring and (2) end on a high note. The occupants are (4) amazed at your lyrical talent

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Inventory:
Lab Coat
$3

You are currently: Singing

Status: Tired

[borno]

Ask for their money so that we can get an operation on our heart that we need. Finish the lie off with an evil laugh, to seal the deal.

[Spartan-67]

You (5 vs 2) DEMAND their money for their lives, and end it with (5) a deep cackle that shakes them to the bones. They give (6) generously and you aquire $20 dollars, most of it in bills.

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Inventory:
Lab Coat
$23

You are currently: Makin' money

Status: Satisfied

[Scelly9]

Wash the lab coat. Then head back to our lair.