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[PrivateNomad]

     You take the bolt out, and throw it towards the marksman. You miss.
   You then recall you didn't pack any torches... So you decide to break part of the window to feel the wind.
But you know what's better than torches? Dark magic! You shoot down beams of fell magic down on the town.
Suddenly, a bolt comes flying into the cockpit...

The flying iron bolt flies across you, but you jump away!

That was a close one, but it looks like more are coming in.

+1 Throwing
+1 Dodging
+1 Fell Magic
-5 Karma

Cog is now an Adequate Dodger!


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Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -11 (WARNING)

Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Basic Fell Magic (1/4) (Can perform basic variants of dark magic -- Spells such as dark beam.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Torn Skin
Torn Muscle
Ability to grasp on left arm lost
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

[MrWillsauce]

Use fell magic to turn the castle into a crater.

[Aseaheru]

and return to the second camp.

[PrivateNomad]

       You decide enough is enough... You can't turn the entire castle into a crater, but you aim your finger, firing a fell beam....

The beam breaks the glass window!
The fell beam strikes the lord in the head, turning the brain into goo!
Lord has been shot and killed.

    ...Lucky shot.

You decide to call it a day and return to camp.
+3 Badassery
+3 Fell Magic
-3 Karma

Cog now knows advanced fell magic...



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Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -14 (WARNING)

Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (0/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Torn Skin
Torn Muscle
Ability to grasp on left arm lost
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

[MrWillsauce]

Sleep. Return in the morning to finish off the town.

[PrivateNomad]

    You wake up. You feel something is wrong.


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Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -14 (WARNING)

Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (0/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Torn Skin
Torn Muscle
Ability to grasp on left arm lost
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

[MrWillsauce]

Grab sword. Kill whatever is wrong.

[PrivateNomad]

You take up your sword and you slice your own throat.
You go outside... Only too see a shit ton of human corpses by your rutherer.


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Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -14 (WARNING)

Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (0/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Torn Skin
Torn Muscle
Ability to grasp on left arm lost
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

[MrWillsauce]

Get in the helecopter and shoot all the corpses.

[PrivateNomad]

The enemy have come and are laying siege to the fortress.
Just as you walk over to your helicopter... The humans are here. You think they want revenge, and they brought a catapult.

It has become night.




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Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -14 (WARNING)

Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (0/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Torn Skin
Torn Muscle
Ability to grasp on left arm lost
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

[MrWillsauce]

Cut catapult in half with magic sword. Do the same with the corpses.

[eharper256]

Then animate the bits of the corpses to distract the humans with a swarm of hands and feet etc. and retreat to the place the demons were seen before; check out if theres actually an entrance (we forgot before). We need to slay some of the evil of the world to become less evil ourselves (that works, right ).

[MrWillsauce]

become less evil ourselves

Why would we want to do that? After we kill the demons we will reanimate them and use our undead demonic army to cleanse the overworld of life.

[eharper256]

become less evil ourselves

Why would we want to do that?

Because we want to avoid a potential plot-related death from low karma.

[Lt_Alfred]

I agree, the karma thing is getting out of control, the first time we killed it's said that the character is afraid he might be disciplined by the god of consequences so I say shoot beams of fell magic to the ground between you and the humans and run for the dwarfcopter and go back to the demon's place, kill as many of them as we can and then play it nice from there on till we find a way to ascend into god-hood and kill the god of consequences for limiting our FUN.