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[Aseaheru]

wait, what?

[PrivateNomad]

The bogeymen are here.

[Aseaheru]

why are we out at night?

[MrWillsauce]

Martial trance, fight your way past them back to the house.

[PrivateNomad]

     You began to ran, but they have you surrounded. They slowly close in, speaking gibberish from their ugly faces...
Suddenly, you spot the silhouette of a dwarf, holding what seems to be a sword... He leaps foward, and begins battle.

Mysterious dwarf slashes the bogeyman in the head with his ☼Adamantine short sword☼!
The severed part sails off in an arc!
The bogeyman has been struck down.

The bogeyman scratches the mysterious dwarf in the upper body, but the attack is deflected by his ☼Steel breastplate☼!
Mysterious dwarf stabs the bogeyman in the lower body with his ☼Adamantine short sword☼!
The ☼Adamantine Short Sword☼ has lodged firmly in the wound!
The bogeyman looks surprised by the ferocity of the mysterious dwarf's onslaught!
Mysterious dwarf twists the embedded ☼Adamantine short sword☼ in the wound!
The bogeyman has bled to death.

Looking at his glory, you enter a martial trance, fending off the bogeymen with him. You raise your pick, and you begin to join in.
You swing the ≡Steel Pickaxe≡ into the bogeyman's right arm!
The severed part sails off in an arc!
You kick the bogeyman in the head with your +pig tail fiber shoe+, shattering the skull and tearing the brain!
The bogeyman has been struck down!

       The man smirks at the dead bogeyman, and the cackling stops. He comes  before you.

+2 Fighting
+2 Mining
+1 Kicking
Cog has become an adequate fighter!


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Hunger: 4
Thirst: 4

Inventory
≡Steel Pickaxe≡, right hand. (Goblin Blood Covering )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
5 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Yak Leather Armor (Badger Blood Covering)(Goblin Blood Covering)(Goblin Vomit Covering)

Physical Injuries
Injured Eye
Torn muscle

Skills
Master Miner (7/10)
High Master Mason (1/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Adequate Thrower (0/3)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
Adequate Fighter (1/4)
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Dabbling Dodger (0/1)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker

[MrWillsauce]

Distract him somehow, then when his back is turned bring down your pick on his head. Make sure the first swing shatters the skull and destroys the brain, then take his candy stuff and drag his body back to your house.

[PrivateNomad]

     You slowly creep behind the man, with the intent to murder him, despite him saving your ass. And him being a legendary warrior. You slowly bring your pickaxe out, and whack him upside the head. He lets out a dying yell, falling down, his blood coats your murderous hands... You drag his corpse into your basement.You feel despair, knowing that Irial, god of consequence may soon bring down the fist on you...

+1 Mining
+1 Ambushing
-3 Karma
-1 Happiness

+1 ☼Adamantine short sword☼
+1 Steel Breastplate
+1 Steel chain leggings
+1 Steel gauntlets
+1 Steel low boots
+1 "Heatblade's journal"



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Hunger: 4
Thirst: 4
Karma: -3

Cog has been fine lately. He has murdered a dwarf lately. He was happy to achieve a great weapon lately.

Inventory
≡Steel Pickaxe≡, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
5 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
☼Adamantine short sword☼ (Yak Leather Backpack)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)

Physical Injuries
Injured Eye
Torn muscle

Skills
Master Miner (8/10)
High Master Mason (1/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Adequate Thrower (0/3)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
Adequate Fighter (1/4)
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Dabbling Dodger (0/1)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher

[MrWillsauce]

Put on the steel armor, sheathe the bitchin sword (which I assume came from a demonic fortress; that guy was a tough motherfucker) on our hip, and read the journal from safely inside the house.

[PrivateNomad]

     The sun begins to rise, and you sit against the wall of your house, meanwhile, you take out the dwarf's journal, and begin to read it.

     "My name is Heatblade, Militia commander of the county of Minelocks. I arrived here in 276, where it was just a small fortress... Strongheart, the lord, recognized my legendary sword skill, and made me the Militia Commander... I'm sure my dad would have been proud.
*A map of the main halls of Minelocks is drawn here. It's beauty is unbelievable, and in the background are stockpiles of cut gems, gold, and more riches...*

    I represent the Spread Halls, and I will take down any beast that dares threaten our thriving county.
*The rest depicts how Heatblade ventured into a fell fortress deep underground, and obtained his adamantine sword... It also depicts a secret power locked inside the sword...*

     *The rest of the book is ripped apart... Signs of ashes cover some pages.*

    From the book, you can tell Minelocks was took over by fell beasts from the underground, and dangerous demons... But the riches locked inside are unimaginable. The book explains it's location... It's far over the northern mountains, inside the Valley of Hope.

+1 Reading Yay!


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Hunger: 4
Thirst: 4
Karma: -3

Cog has been happy lately. He has murdered a dwarf lately. He was happy to achieve a great weapon lately. He enjoyed a good read.

Inventory
≡Steel Pickaxe≡, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
5 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
☼Adamantine Short Sword☼ (Right Sheath)

Physical Injuries
Injured Eye

Skills
Master Miner (8/10)
High Master Mason (1/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Adequate Thrower (0/3)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
Adequate Fighter (1/4)
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Dabbling Dodger (0/1)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader

[MrWillsauce]

Que Rocky montage! Build a dummy and train with our sword on it and the local wildlife until our skill is legendary. On second thought, we might need quite a few dummies if we're using an adamantine sword.

[PrivateNomad]

   You set off in the wilderness, and begin training on trees. After a few hours, you hear a wagon come by your training area.

"How the hell was I supposed to know!?" A human says.
"It's common sense to stay ON the path, you idiot!" The other says.

    They continue to blabber about how they went off course, and about their destination - Inkedsculpted, a nearby fortress. One is armed with an iron sword and iron armor.

+3 Swordsdwarf


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Hunger: 4
Thirst: 4
Karma: -3

Cog has been happy lately. He has murdered a dwarf lately. He was happy to achieve a great weapon lately. He enjoyed a good read.

Inventory
≡Steel Pickaxe≡, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
5 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
☼Adamantine Short Sword☼ (Right Sheath)

Physical Injuries
Injured Eye

Skills
Master Miner (8/10)
High Master Mason (1/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Adequate Thrower (0/3)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
Adequate Fighter (1/4)
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Dabbling Dodger (0/1)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Novice Swordsdwarf (0/4)

[MrWillsauce]

"Ahoy fellows!" We say as we hide the sword's adamantine blade in the sheathe. No need to needlessly show that we have adamantine. "Is there anything I can help you with?"

[PrivateNomad]

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    They look over to you.

"Ah, hello my sir!" One says.
"We are just exporting some fine goods to Inksculpted! Have you heard of it?" The other says?
"No we're not. We're lost." The swordsman says.

They don't seem very bright.

"We got some special packages on this wagon, lad! Artifacts, weapons, all the wee good stuff!" One says.
You think the two are brothers.
"Morun and Gile's Oddities Caravan, at your service." They both bow.
"We got many interesting items in this here caravan, lad!" Happily says Gile.
"Aye, that we do! If you got anything to sell, we can take that too!" Morun says.

[MrWillsauce]

"Not heard of Inksculpted myself, but I do know of a place with finer goods than you've ever seen. It's an old fortress called Minelocks to the north. If your swordsman imparts some of his skill on me, I'll lead you there.

[PrivateNomad]

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   They have been fooled by your words.
-1 Karma

"Minelocks!?" Morun says, eager.
"Why that place is rich! They'll buy things from us like candy!" Gile says.
"Lorkun, go with the nice dwarf." Morun says, a smug look on his face.
Lorkun sighs, and he begins following you.
"Lead the way!"

+1 Liar

Dabbling Liar