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[MrWillsauce]

Cut the other's feet off with lightsaber

[PrivateNomad]

        You approach the big ass demon, he looks dumb founded. You point to his back.
"Look at that sexy demon."
He turns, and you chop his legs off with ease. He lets out a yell of pain, falling in the stream.



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Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -12 (CAUTION)
The Spread Halls Status: Enemy (-15)(Human)
The Diamond Hopes Status: Neutral (0)(Dwarven)
The Oaken Gives Status: Neutral (0)(Good-for-nothing tree humpers)
The Bronze Order Status: Enemy (-15)(Goblin)
The Hellish Beings: Enemy (-666)(Demon)




Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (3/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

[MrWillsauce]

Raise both demons with necromancy and order them to destroy that one human town.

[Lt_Alfred]

No, that will just make our Karma problem worse.
pick up the two demon bodies (loot if they have any artifact weapons) and throw them inside the demon fort then run over to the dwarfcopter and shoot any demons that come outside to investigate.

[tomio175]

No, that will just make our Karma problem worse.
pick up the two demon bodies (loot if they have any artifact weapons) and throw them inside the demon fort then run over to the dwarfcopter and shoot any demons that come outside to investigate.

This is a good idea.

[PrivateNomad]

     You kick the demons inside the river, and you run to the dwarf copter, expecting demons to investigate. Eventually one tiny demon comes out, he talks with a high pitched voice.
"Joe..?"

You send a flying bolt up his ass, and he falls in the river.
Another then comes... A medium sized one with blue skin.
"Uuhhh..."
    You send a bolt in that one's head, he tumbles back and dies.
These demons aren't really that smart...

+3 Karma




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Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -9 (CAUTION)
The Spread Halls Status: Enemy (-15)(Human)
The Diamond Hopes Status: Neutral (0)(Dwarven)
The Oaken Gives Status: Neutral (0)(Good-for-nothing tree humpers)
The Bronze Order Status: Enemy (-15)(Goblin)
The Hellish Beings: Enemy (-666)(Demon)




Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (3/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

[Lt_Alfred]

Start working on a mysterious constructions and upgrade the dwarfcopter to a dwarftank by adding some wheels made from demon skulls and drive it inside the fort.

[PrivateNomad]

    You decide you don't have the tools to lay a solo siege on Minelocks, so you go home to prepare... You begin construction on a tank. You build the stone hull and make wheels out of demon skulls. It fires stones, and can fire bolts.

Cog has created an artifact!


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Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -9 (CAUTION)
The Spread Halls Status: Enemy (-15)(Human)
The Diamond Hopes Status: Neutral (0)(Dwarven)
The Oaken Gives Status: Neutral (0)(Good-for-nothing tree humpers)
The Bronze Order Status: Enemy (-15)(Goblin)
The Hellish Beings: Enemy (-666)(Demon)




Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (3/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Dwarftank (A heavy tank that can roll and shoot.)
    Stone Hull
      1 Stone Cannon
      1 Crossbow


Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

[werty892]

Roll into minelocks like a badass killing everything in sight.

[PrivateNomad]

        You roll into Minelocks, like a true badass. You don't give a shit about the fact that there are hundreds of demons and that these demons have forgotten beasts as PETS. Strangely enough, the halls are empty. Where could they be..?
    Out of your confusion, you sight some adamantine wafers in the distance! Perhaps this place could be filled with riches afterall?

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           ▒      ▒+++▒
           ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒+ +▒

Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -9 (CAUTION)
The Spread Halls Status: Enemy (-15)(Human)
The Diamond Hopes Status: Neutral (0)(Dwarven)
The Oaken Gives Status: Neutral (0)(Good-for-nothing tree humpers)
The Bronze Order Status: Enemy (-15)(Goblin)
The Hellish Beings: Enemy (-666)(Demon)




Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (3/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Dwarftank (A heavy tank that can roll and shoot.)
    Stone Hull
      1 Stone Cannon
      1 Crossbow


Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

[tomio175]

That's a trap. Check your surroundings PROPERLY before continuing.

[PrivateNomad]

    You carefully observe for traps... YOU SEE ALOT.
    You also notice a pressure plate on the ground.

+3 Observer

                   
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           ▒      ▒+++▒
           ▒      ▒+++▒
           ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒+ +▒


Karma: -9 (CAUTION)
The Spread Halls Status: Enemy (-15)(Human)
The Diamond Hopes Status: Neutral (0)(Dwarven)
The Oaken Gives Status: Neutral (0)(Good-for-nothing tree humpers)
The Bronze Order Status: Enemy (-15)(Goblin)
The Hellish Beings: Enemy (-666)(Demon)




Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (3/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (1/8)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Dwarftank (A heavy tank that can roll and shoot.)
    Stone Hull
      1 Stone Cannon
      1 Crossbow


Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Removed Hunger/thirst. Necromancers dont need that.

[tomio175]

Destroy pressure plate without triggering traps.

[PrivateNomad]

    You fire a stone at the pressure plate.
THE FUCKING ATOM SMASHER COMES DOWN AT 1000 URISTS PER SECOND, CRUSHING THE GROUND. Luckily you weren't under it.

                   
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+++░░░+++++║+║+^++Ω+++Ω++++++++++++
+++▓☺░═++++║+║++++++X++++++^++■+++++
+++░░░+++++╚═╝++++Ω+++Ω+++++++++^+++
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           ▒      ▒+++▒
           ▒      ▒+++▒
           ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒+ +▒


Karma: -9 (CAUTION)
The Spread Halls Status: Enemy (-15)(Human)
The Diamond Hopes Status: Neutral (0)(Dwarven)
The Oaken Gives Status: Neutral (0)(Good-for-nothing tree humpers)
The Bronze Order Status: Enemy (-15)(Goblin)
The Hellish Beings: Enemy (-666)(Demon)




Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (3/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (1/8)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Dwarftank (A heavy tank that can roll and shoot.)
    Stone Hull
      1 Stone Cannon
      1 Crossbow


Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Removed Hunger/thirst. Necromancers dont need that.

[Aseaheru]

wait a bit. shot all traps. can we eventually build a cargo chopper? so we can bring the tank when we move.