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[Aseaheru]

please find a way to increase karma. otherwise, GTFO, heal up, fix copter.

[Volfgarix]

Gods? What kind of gods? We have only stupid "deites" here.
KILL ALL LIFE!!!!!
Or become TRUE GOD for entire world! And invent computer, internet and Dwarf Fortress.

[PrivateNomad]

    I can imagine it... So many choices...

[PrivateNomad]

       You give a simple smirk to the humans, gripping your sword tight. You run outside, and a barrage of bolts come your way. You do a badass dance, dodging them all. You scurry to the catapult, take up your sword... You give the catapult a single, mighty kick, making the entire catapult roll down a nearby cliff, destroy it. You punch the siege operator in the mouth, knocking him cold. You proceed to bring your mighty fists down on the ground, causing it to shake! The humans fall down, and you run for the Dwarfcopter. You fly up, and proceed to flip them off.

     The humans then throw hurtful words at you, before your Rutherer sprints in, whipping them all with it's tail. They all roll down the hill. You would then proceed to Minelocks...
 Your presence would be known to the whole civilization this day.
+3 Badassery
-15 Reputation
You are happy that no one died this day.
+1 Karma
+3 Fell Magic
Your wounds have healed.


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.......╢....
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.....░☺+▓╫.....
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...........



Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -13 (WARNING)
The Spread Halls Status: Enemy (-15)(Human)
The Diamond Hopes Status: Neutral (0)(Dwarven)
The Oaken Gives Status: Neutral (0)(Good-for-nothing tree humpers)
The Bronze Order Status: Enemy (-15)(Goblin)



Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (3/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

[javierpwn]

Random event time?

[eharper256]

As previously noted, go to where the demons were before and go slay some of them to increase our Karma. Investigate their pad and see what happened there.

[Aseaheru]

yep. then fix the chopper.

[Volfgarix]

Ok, maybe he should just wake up from this dream?

[Aseaheru]

he's asleep?

[Volfgarix]

Maybe, because he got overpowered too fast

[PrivateNomad]

     You arrive, approaching the front gate like a true badass... Two BIG ASS demons guard the front door.
"Halt, traveler. What do you seek..?" The one to your right says.
"We suggest you leave here, lest ye' want death. Only the foolish enter Minelocks alone." The one on your left says.
"Heed our warning, traveler." The other one delcares.



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Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -13 (WARNING)
The Spread Halls Status: Enemy (-15)(Human)
The Diamond Hopes Status: Neutral (0)(Dwarven)
The Oaken Gives Status: Neutral (0)(Good-for-nothing tree humpers)
The Bronze Order Status: Enemy (-15)(Goblin)



Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (3/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

[MrWillsauce]

Have at ye, bigass fiends! Slice them apart with our lightsaber.

[PrivateNomad]

     "Have at ye', big ass fiends!" You scream, running towards with your sword... One sighs, and grabs you with his two fingers... He flicks you across the hills, and you hit a tree... Ouch.
You take the hit like a man.



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Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -13 (WARNING)
The Spread Halls Status: Enemy (-15)(Human)
The Diamond Hopes Status: Neutral (0)(Dwarven)
The Oaken Gives Status: Neutral (0)(Good-for-nothing tree humpers)
The Bronze Order Status: Enemy (-15)(Goblin)



Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (3/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Companions
Unnamed Rutherer

[MrWillsauce]

Fell magic.

[PrivateNomad]

     You make a gesture, and a dark cloud surrounds the demon. Suddenly, a giant boulder falls on him, busting his head, and he bleeds to death. The other demon looks over.
"...Dave?"
+1 Karma



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Hunger: 3
Thirst: 2
Karma: -12 (CAUTION)
The Spread Halls Status: Enemy (-15)(Human)
The Diamond Hopes Status: Neutral (0)(Dwarven)
The Oaken Gives Status: Neutral (0)(Good-for-nothing tree humpers)
The Bronze Order Status: Enemy (-15)(Goblin)
The Hellish Beings: Enemy (-666)(Demon)




Inventory
Anushammer, right hand. (Heatblade's Dwarf Blood )
5 Water Bottles (xYak Leather Waterskinx)
2 prepared fly brains (Yak Leather Backpack)
Steel Armor (Bogeymen Blood Covering)
"Heatblade's Journal" (Yak Leather Backpack)
?☼Adamantine Short Sword☼? (Right Sheath)
Book of Necromancy (Yak Leather Backpack)
6 Phoenix Feathers (Yak Leather Backpack)

Powers/Abilities
Beast Call (Only may be activated once every 5 turns -- May only keep 3 companions called.)
Excellent Necromancy (2/8)  (Can animate corpses of greater creatures)(Can animate inorganic objects)
Ability to build complex machines and structures.
Advanced Fell Magic (3/6) (Can perform advanced variants of dark magic -- Spells such as conjure.)



Physical/mental
Injured Eye
Strange likeness of blood.


Skills
High Master Miner (1/11)
High Master Mason (10/11)
Dabbling Axedwarf (V. Rusty)
Adequate Butcher
Competent Thrower (1/4)
Talented Stonecrafter
Adept Observer (2/4)
Master Engraver
High Master Fighter
Novice Engineer (0/2)
Adequate Dodger (0/3)
Dabbling Archer (0/1)
Dabbling Intimidator
Novice Designer (0/2)
Dabbling Blacksmith
Dabbling Bone Doctor
Dabbling Kicker
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Reader
Legendary Swordsdwarf
Master Armor User
Master Shield User
Legendary Siege Engineer
Adequate Siege Operator

Artifacts
Dwarfcopter (A large complex machine that has the ability to fly and shoot. It can carry a payload of 500 lb.)     
     Iron Plated Hull
     2 Crossbows
     2 Ballista Cannons
     1 Seeking Hamster Cannon
     Broken Window

Companions
Unnamed Rutherer