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Gatleos

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ImageQuest, an image search adventure! [I?SA]
« on: November 20, 2012, 09:20:55 pm »
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The desert seems to stretch forever in every direction no matter how far you walk. The sun beats down on you and the hot, grainy wind stings your unprotected face. Despite your determined smile, you're still a bit pissed off about that enormous slab of concrete painted blue to look like water that you passed earlier. Someone's screwing with you.

But are you this douchebag in the white shirt? Or someone else?

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Re: ImageQuest, an image search adventure! [I?SA]
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2012, 09:23:29 pm »
>Be female.


(BUT GAT YOU ALREADY DO SO MUCH STUFF)
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Re: ImageQuest, an image search adventure! [I?SA]
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2012, 09:29:45 pm »
>Grow an afro.
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Re: ImageQuest, an image search adventure! [I?SA]
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2012, 09:35:06 pm »
Let out your mating call.
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THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: ImageQuest, an image search adventure! [I?SA]
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2012, 09:37:55 pm »
> Do not be the douche in the white shirt.

> Be the girl that is being stalked by the douche in the white shirt.
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Re: ImageQuest, an image search adventure! [I?SA]
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2012, 09:42:43 pm »
>Be the time-traveling great-uncle of the guy in the white shirt.
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Re: ImageQuest, an image search adventure! [I?SA]
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2012, 09:44:47 pm »
>Be the rock.
>Crush the guy.
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Re: ImageQuest, an image search adventure! [I?SA]
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2012, 10:02:47 pm »
>Be female. Grow an afro.
You decide that you're most certainly not that douchebag and instead elect to be female. Happy with your apparent power to shapeshift, you also try to will yourself an afro!

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Instead you spontaneously sprout a bitchin' Freddy Mercury mustache. Pleased with your suavely hermaphroditic appearance, you loose a wild mating call! This was a poor decision however, as you realize when you remember that you're being chased by a wild douchebag hungry for some hairy-lipped action. You attempt to disguise yourself as a rock to avoid him!

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Confused and frightened, you somehow end up styling your mustache into a Stalinstache and dressing as a stripper! OH GOD YOU CAN SEE HIM COMING

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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: ImageQuest, an image search adventure! [I?SA]
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2012, 10:04:47 pm »
Quickly, Kick him in the splergel!
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: ImageQuest, an image search adventure! [I?SA]
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2012, 10:05:48 pm »
>Run into the water! It's your only chance!
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Re: ImageQuest, an image search adventure! [I?SA]
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2012, 04:22:18 pm »
>Quickly, Kick him in the splergel!
The douchebag's collar flares outward as he spots you, So you try to banish him with a well-placed kick!
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His filthy swag barrier deflects your kick, and he descends upon you!

>Run into the water! It's your only chance!
Before you can be captured by the mad douche, you flee toward the nearby body of--
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IT'S NOT WATER DUMBASS
In the distance you can see two figures walking across the blue pavement as you flee the douche, both dressed in royal regalia. Perhaps they can help!

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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: ImageQuest, an image search adventure! [I?SA]
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2012, 05:06:11 pm »
I STILL WANT TO BE THE ROCK.
BE THE ROCK. IT'S YOUR ONLY CHANCE.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.