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[Mego]

Backstab Spinal with a lightsaber. While having the cage crush Borno. Then slice Greenstar in half with a chaingun..

LIGHTSABER: [5+5=0]: SPINAL STABBED THROUGH BACK WITH LIGHTSABER.

CAGE: [3+5=8]

LUCKILY I CAN FIT THROUGH THE BARS

TOAST CASSANDRA SOME MORE, WHILE YELLING
"STAY TOASTY!"

ESCAPE: [3]: FAIL TO ESCAPE. TOASTER CRUSHED.

TOAST: [9]: TOASTER MANAGES TO SHOOT TOAST EVERYWHERE FIRST THOUGH.

DOUBLE KILL!

CHAINGUN: [9+5=14]: RAT A TAT TAT.

DODGE: [7+2=9]: MOST OF ROUNDS MISS. FEW HIT. GREENSTAR NOT LOOKING SO GOOD.

TELL SELF AM NOT TOAST. BEHEAD CASSANDRA, LET YOINKINIUM SWORD GO AFTER GM.

IMMA JUST SAY I AM SCUNT SO I HAVE INFINITE DRINK.

UNTOAST: [8+5=13]: YOU NOT TOAST.

BEHEAD: [4+5=9]
AVOID BEHEAD: [4+5=9]

GREENSTAR AND CASSANDRA LOCKED IN DUEL!

"OW GODDAMN GET ME SOME REPAIRS YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!!"

>POLITELY REQUEST SOME REPAIRS.

>THEN KILL CASSANDRA FOR DAMAGING ME IN THE FIRST PLACE! I'M A MAGICAL SWORD, DAMNIT, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET DAMAGED!


((REMEMBER KIDS: GREEN KRYPTONITE WEAKENS AND HARMS SUPERMAN, THE BLUE STUFF MAKES WEIIIIIRD SHIT HAPPEN))

[8]: REPAIRS REQUESTED. REPAIRS EVEN COMPLETED.

[2]: CANNOT KILL CASSANDRA. IS GREENSTAR'S OPPONENT.

IM NEUTRAL.
DESYROY BRITISH AND KLINGON EMPIRES.
FINISH CONQUEST OF STAR WARS AND STAR TREK.
GIVE STAR TREK TO FEDDIES AND STAR WARS TO REBEL ALLIANCE.

[1]: BRITISH NOT DESTROYED. INSTEAD PISSED OFF.
[8]: KLINGONS NOT FAIR SO WELL.
[2]: MICKEY MOUSE PREVENTS YOU FROM CONQUEST OF STAR WARS.
[4]: SPOCK NO APPROVE OF YOU CONQUEST STAR TREK.

FIRE MINING LASER INTO AIR, AIMING FOR PROBABLE LOCATIONS OF SATELITES

SOMEONE'S NOT GETTING THEIR DISH TV TONIGHT

MAKE IT RAIN SATELLITES!

[0]: ALL SATELLITES FALL FROM SKY. INCLUDING MOON. YOU BASTARD.

EVERYONE NOW HALF DEAD.

GROW STOMACH.
EAT GM.

[7]: STOMACH GROWN. MAGIC.
[6]: GM SWALLOWED WHOLE. GM THINK TROGDOR NOT LEARN.

[6]: GM SLICES OPEN TROGDOR ABDOMEN.

return from hiding and launch antimatter mines at gm, cassandra

[2]: ANTIMATTER. DOES THAT MEAN IT DOESN'T MATTER. YES IT DOES.

[Tavik Toth]

MICKY HAVE NO BUISNESS WITH STAR WARS.
DESTORY BRITISH EMPIRE.
GIVE STAR WARS TO REBEL ALLIANCE
GIVE STAR TREK TO FEDIES ALSO TELL SPOCK THAT HE VULCAN GET TO HAVE PART OF THIERRY UNIVERSE.
DESTROY ALL OPOSISION TO ALLIANCE.

[GreatWyrmGold]

FIX ABDOMEN
DIGEST GM BEFORE GM CAN CHEAT AGAIN

[borno]

OH NOES

OH WELL

ASSUME CONTROL OF MYSELF, BECAUSE I AM TOASTER.

[Mego]

MICKY HAVE NO BUISNESS WITH STAR WARS.

FOR RECORD HE DOES. LUCAS SELL STAR WARS AT DISNEY.

[Cassandra]

Bring a gun to a swordfight. Sunder Yoink again, and shoot Greenstar. Then stab him with lightsaber for good measure. Destroy 'Death Sat' with a smart bomb.

[Tavik Toth]

ME BE REFERING TO STAR WARS BEFORE DISNEY.

[Greenstarfanatic]

BRING DEATH SAT REMOTE TO NOW-GUN FIGHT. PRESS THE 'SHOOT AT CASSANDRA' BUTTON. USE DISTRACTION TO BEHAND HER.
RUN.

[Tsuchigumo550]

MINING LASER GREENSTAR'S POST

[tryrar]

Summon Galactus

[GreatWyrmGold]

DERM IT. I mean that tryrar is derming it!

[Mego]

DERM IT.

IT'S ABOUT TIME.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...POST CLARIFIED.

[Mego]

MICKY HAVE NO BUISNESS WITH STAR WARS.
DESTORY BRITISH EMPIRE.
GIVE STAR WARS TO REBEL ALLIANCE
GIVE STAR TREK TO FEDIES ALSO TELL SPOCK THAT HE VULCAN GET TO HAVE PART OF THIERRY UNIVERSE.
DESTROY ALL OPOSISION TO ALLIANCE.

[6]: BRITISH EMPIRE IN SHAMBLES
[3]: STAR WARS GIVEN TO EMPIRE
[8]: SPOCK GET ENTIRE UNIVERSE. HE ALLOW FEDIES TO THINK THEY IN CHARGE.
[8]: ENEMIES OF ALLIANCES CRUSHED. BAD. REAL BAD.

FIX ABDOMEN
DIGEST GM BEFORE GM CAN CHEAT AGAIN

[5]: YOU LAY ON BACK FOR BELLY RUB. CUTE TROGDOR. NO BELLY TO RUB THOUGH.

GM: CLIMB OUT.

[1]: GM GOES UP TROGDOR THROAT AND GETS STUCK.

OH NOES

OH WELL

ASSUME CONTROL OF MYSELF, BECAUSE I AM TOASTER.

[2]: YOU MADLY FIRE TOAST EVERYWHERE. A TOAST TO TOAST!

Bring a gun to a swordfight. Sunder Yoink again, and shoot Greenstar. Then stab him with lightsaber for good measure. Destroy 'Death Sat' with a smart bomb.

[5+5=0]: RAILGUN APPEARS FROM NOWHERE.
[1+5=6]: YOINK SUNDERED.
[4+5=9]: FIRING AT GREENSTAR.
GREENSTAR DODGE: [8+2=0]: GREENSTAR GRAB BULLET AND THROW INTO GROUND. MINI VOLCANO APPEARS.
[9+5=14]: GREENSTAR STABBED WITH LIGHTSABER. 3/4 HEALTH GONE.
[1+5=6]: DEATH SAT JUST REGULAR SAT NOW.

BRING DEATH SAT REMOTE TO NOW-GUN FIGHT. PRESS THE 'SHOOT AT CASSANDRA' BUTTON. USE DISTRACTION TO BEHAND HER.
RUN.

[3+5=8]: NOW-REGULAR SAT DROPS FROM SKY AT CASSANDRA.
[0+5=15]: CASSANDRA GRAB SAT AND THROW AT [RANDOM TARGET = 3] TOASTER. TOASTER 1/4 HEALTH.
[0+5=15]: CASSANDRA HANDS DETACHED. THEY SLAP AT YOU ANGRILY. WAIT HOW DID SNAKE GET HANDS. WHATEVER.
[1+5=6]: YOU RUN TWO FEET AND RUN OUT OF AIR.

MINING LASER GREENSTAR'S POST

[3]: META SAYS NO.

Summon Galactus

[8]: GALACTUS SUMMONED. GALACTUS ENEMY OF GM. OH NO OH NO OH NO.

GM: LAST DITCH EFFORT. USE NEW DICE. NO BONUSES.

[9]: OLD MAN APPEAR TO GM. SAY IS DANGEROUS GO ALONE, TAKE THESE. GM GET NEW DICE. NO BONUSES TO ANYONE.

[Cassandra]

Reach back in time, and give GM the CassDice +5. Use these dice to DERM UP GALACTUS.