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Author Topic: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (COLLEGE WINS. EVERYONE LOSES.)  (Read 15103 times)

Yoink

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #180 on: November 23, 2012, 08:16:50 pm »

AM GHOST SWORD, CAN'T EAT GHOST SWORD

>FORCE GREENSTAR TO WIELD ME INSTEAD OF BAT

>KILL EVERYONE, THUS ENDING THIS WHOLE NASTY GLADIATOR-Y BUSINESS
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Cassandra

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #181 on: November 23, 2012, 08:18:16 pm »

Sunder Yoink, and place Borno in a Blue Kryptonite Cage.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #182 on: November 23, 2012, 08:27:41 pm »

Sunder Yoink, and place Borno in a Blue Kryptonite Cage.
NO U

CHANGE ACTION AGAIN

FIRE FLAMING TOAST AT CASSANDRA
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Yoink

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #183 on: November 23, 2012, 08:45:05 pm »

>COMPEL GREENSTAR TO LOP OFF CASSANDRA'S HEAD WITH ME
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #184 on: November 23, 2012, 08:48:28 pm »

REGROW STOMACH.
REEAT DRAGONLIONS, GM.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #185 on: November 23, 2012, 08:48:48 pm »

Fire weapon for exactly 12 seconds.s
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #186 on: November 24, 2012, 01:00:02 am »

BONK! Trogdor! Repeatedly!

[6+5=11]: HILARITY ENSUES. BONK BONK BONK.

AM GHOST SWORD, CAN'T EAT GHOST SWORD

>FORCE GREENSTAR TO WIELD ME INSTEAD OF BAT

>KILL EVERYONE, THUS ENDING THIS WHOLE NASTY GLADIATOR-Y BUSINESS

[5]: YOU WIELD GREENSTAR. WAIT WHAT. THAT NO MAKE SENSE.

>COMPEL GREENSTAR TO LOP OFF CASSANDRA'S HEAD WITH ME

[8]: NYEH NYEH NYEH MIND CONTROL. GREENSTAR NOW WISH BEHEAD CASSANDRA.

Sunder Yoink, and place Borno in a Blue Kryptonite Cage.

[4+5=9]: YOINK SUNDERED. BORNO IN BLUE KRYPTONITE CAGE. ONE SUPERHERO DOWN.

Sunder Yoink, and place Borno in a Blue Kryptonite Cage.
NO U

CHANGE ACTION AGAIN

FIRE FLAMING TOAST AT CASSANDRA

[0]: OH SHIT TOAST IS FLYING EVERYWHERE. EVERYONE HIT. NOW EVERYONE THINK THEY TOASTER.

REGROW STOMACH.
REEAT DRAGONLIONS, GM.

[6]: STOMACH REGROWN BUT VERY SMALL.

[1]: DRAGONLIONS TOO FAST.

[3]: GM NO LOOK TASTY.

Fire weapon for exactly 12 seconds.s

[6]: YOU FIRE MINING LASER IN AIR FOR 12 SECONDS. YOU EXPECTING RESULT. NO RESULT. FOR SHAME.

GM: DESCEND FROM HEAVENS AND DECLARE WAR.

[FUCK YOU I DON'T NEED A ROLL]: WAR DECLARED. CASSANDRA AND GM VERSUS EVERYBODY. LET'S GO.

Cassandra

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #187 on: November 24, 2012, 01:02:21 am »

Backstab Spinal with a lightsaber. While having the cage crush Borno. Then slice Greenstar in half with a chaingun..
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #188 on: November 24, 2012, 01:05:01 am »

LUCKILY I CAN FIT THROUGH THE BARS

TOAST CASSANDRA SOME MORE, WHILE YELLING
"STAY TOASTY!"
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #189 on: November 24, 2012, 01:30:04 am »

TELL SELF AM NOT TOAST. BEHEAD CASSANDRA, LET YOINKINIUM SWORD GO AFTER GM.

IMMA JUST SAY I AM SCUNT SO I HAVE INFINITE DRINK.
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Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

Yoink

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #190 on: November 24, 2012, 06:06:51 am »

"OW GODDAMN GET ME SOME REPAIRS YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!!"

>POLITELY REQUEST SOME REPAIRS.

>THEN KILL CASSANDRA FOR DAMAGING ME IN THE FIRST PLACE! I'M A MAGICAL SWORD, DAMNIT, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET DAMAGED!



((REMEMBER KIDS: GREEN KRYPTONITE WEAKENS AND HARMS SUPERMAN, THE BLUE STUFF MAKES WEIIIIIRD SHIT HAPPEN))
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #191 on: November 24, 2012, 07:07:35 am »

IM NEUTRAL.
DESYROY BRITISH AND KLINGON EMPIRES.
FINISH CONQUEST OF STAR WARS AND STAR TREK.
GIVE STAR TREK TO FEDDIES AND STAR WARS TO REBEL ALLIANCE.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #192 on: November 24, 2012, 09:51:25 am »

FIRE MINING LASER INTO AIR, AIMING FOR PROBABLE LOCATIONS OF SATELITES

SOMEONE'S NOT GETTING THEIR DISH TV TONIGHT

MAKE IT RAIN SATELLITES!
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #193 on: November 24, 2012, 10:13:29 am »

GROW STOMACH.
EAT GM.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #194 on: November 24, 2012, 06:15:00 pm »

return from hiding and launch antimatter mines at gm, cassandra
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