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[Mego]

Good enough. Phlogstinate the other players.

[5]: YOU CLEAN OUT OTHER PLAYERS' SINUSES.

Enact master plan I've been building up to. Steal dice. Become GM of thread while wearing Elizabethan women's garb and singing "Orinoco Flow" by Enya

[4]: NOT HAPPENING.

Prevent Tryrar from stealing the dice. Also, shoot him in the head.

[1+5=6]: YOU SHOOT HIS NOSE OFF.

OH YAY

SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED TO ME FOR ONCE

HAVE BEEN SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARENA ALL THIS TIME, SUBJECTS SHOULD BE SHOWING SIGNS MY SECONDARY EFFECT BY NOW

[1]: SUBJECTS IMMUNE. YOU JUST GO CRAZIER.

>GIVE GREENSTAR IRRITATING-YET-HELPFUL ADVICE FOR COMBAT (AND A +2 TO ROLLS IN BATTLE!)

[0]: "ALWAYS HEADSHOT. BOOM. HEADSHOT." GREENSTAR +5 BATTLE ROLLS.

[Spinal_Taper]

Taunt. Continue Phlogstinating.

[Yoink]

"COME ON, THEN! GO HIT THOSE BAD TYPES WHO GOT US HERE! YOU KNOW, JUST SWING MY SHARP END AT THEM AND THEY FALL APART! IT'S NOT THAT CONFUSING, YOU KNOW. UGH. BEING A TALKING SWORD ISN'T AS EASY AS IT LOOKS..."

>CONVINCE GREENSTAR TO LEAD A SLAVE'S REBELLION IN THE COLLISEUM

>OVERTHROW EMPEROR OF ROME

[tryrar]

Use time machine to go back and make another attempt at dice and gm powers while blocking cassandra and preventing nose loss

[Cassandra]

Shoot tryrar, and his time clone.

[Mego]

Taunt. Continue Phlogstinating.

[4]: SPINAL_TAPER USES TAUNT. IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE. HOWEVER, SINUSES VERY CLEAR.

"COME ON, THEN! GO HIT THOSE BAD TYPES WHO GOT US HERE! YOU KNOW, JUST SWING MY SHARP END AT THEM AND THEY FALL APART! IT'S NOT THAT CONFUSING, YOU KNOW. UGH. BEING A TALKING SWORD ISN'T AS EASY AS IT LOOKS..."

>CONVINCE GREENSTAR TO LEAD A SLAVE'S REBELLION IN THE COLLISEUM

>OVERTHROW EMPEROR OF ROME

[2]: YOU FAIL TO GET GREENSTAR'S SUPPORT.

[9]: YOU DO HOWEVER MANAGE TO DESTROY ROMAN EMPIRE.

ALSO HOW IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. TRUE STORY BRO.

Use time machine to go back and make another attempt at dice and gm powers while blocking cassandra and preventing nose loss

[8]: TIME TRAVEL.

[5]: YOU STEAL DICE FROM COMIC SHOP. IN ROME. MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

[2]: NOSE STILL LOST THOUGH.

Shoot tryrar, and his time clone.

TRYRAR: [2]
CASSANDRA: [2+5=7]

BLAM BLAM. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST. TWICE.

[Cassandra]

Begin construction of a new, floating arena. Also interrupt tryrar by blowingnup his time machine. With him in it..

[tryrar]

Regenerate from backup clone. Use SECOND time machine to assasinate dice and replace with rigged dice that grant me and my time-selves automatic success. Watch as universe rips itself a new one from the time paradox

[borno]

THERE MUST BE A NEW WAY TO CONTROL MY SECONDARY EFFECTS

CONTACT SCP, BRING A TEAM OVER QUICK TO TAKE ALL THE IMMUNE SUBJECTS TO BASE

TERMINATION AFTER STUDY IS ADVISED

[Yoink]

>BAN GLADIATORIAL COMBAT

"IT'S BARBARIC AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

EAT YOINK.
I'M STILL HUNGRY!

[Greenstarfanatic]

"OH, YOU WANTED ME TO DESTROY AN EMPIRE. UH...HOW ABOUT THE BRITISH? OR THE TURKISH."

DESTROY THE TURKISH AND BRITISH EMPIRES.

[Spinal_Taper]

Right-click. Get crits. Roast foes.

[Mego]

Begin construction of a new, floating arena. Also interrupt tryrar by blowingnup his time machine. With him in it..

[8+5=13]: ARENA IN THE SKY. TARDIS GO BOOM. EVERYONE HAPPY.

Regenerate from backup clone. Use SECOND time machine to assasinate dice and replace with rigged dice that grant me and my time-selves automatic success. Watch as universe rips itself a new one from the time paradox

[3]: THE DICE DO NOT APPROVE.

THERE MUST BE A NEW WAY TO CONTROL MY SECONDARY EFFECTS

CONTACT SCP, BRING A TEAM OVER QUICK TO TAKE ALL THE IMMUNE SUBJECTS TO BASE

TERMINATION AFTER STUDY IS ADVISED

[2]: SOAP FROM CORPSES PRODUCTS NOT INTERESTED IN TOASTER.

>BAN GLADIATORIAL COMBAT

"IT'S BARBARIC AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!"

[4]: GLADIATORS REFUSE TO LISTEN TO COMMUNIST TREE-HUGGER PANSY.

EAT YOINK.
I'M STILL HUNGRY!

[7]: OMNOMNOM.

"OH, YOU WANTED ME TO DESTROY AN EMPIRE. UH...HOW ABOUT THE BRITISH? OR THE TURKISH."

DESTROY THE TURKISH AND BRITISH EMPIRES.

[8]: BRITISH TURKISH FRENCH AND GERMAN EMPIRES DESTROYED. YOU MONSTER.

Right-click. Get crits. Roast foes.

[2]: CRITICAL FAILURE.

[GreatWyrmGold]

FLY TO SKYRENA.
EAT CASSANDRA.
DOES SHE TASTE LIKE CHICKEN?