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Author Topic: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (COLLEGE WINS. EVERYONE LOSES.)  (Read 15408 times)

Mego

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YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (COLLEGE WINS. EVERYONE LOSES.)
« on: November 20, 2012, 05:54:15 pm »

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YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA. THREE BIG LIONS ROAR. WHAT DO.

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Corai

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2012, 06:14:17 pm »

Is a kobold.

Has whip.

Tame lions and kill other gladiators with them!
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2012, 06:21:18 pm »

Is a kobold.

Has whip.

Tame lions and kill other gladiators with them!


[6]: WHIP CRACKS. LIONS TAME. NO OTHER GLADIATORS YET, SO YOU ORDER LIONS TO ATTACK YOU. WAIT THIS IS BAD IDEA.

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2012, 06:32:52 pm »

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2012, 06:43:23 pm »

BE DRAGON. BECAUSE DRAGONS ROCK.
COOK LIONS AND KOBOLD.
ENJOY LION STEAK, GARNISHED WITH KOBOLD.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (LIONS AND DRAGONS AND KOBOLDS OH MY)
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2012, 06:52:19 pm »

Send lions to attack the GM.

[2]: GM DOES NOT APPROVE. GM SMASH LIONS.

BE DRAGON. BECAUSE DRAGONS ROCK.
COOK LIONS AND KOBOLD.
ENJOY LION STEAK, GARNISHED WITH KOBOLD.

[6]: LIONS AND KOBOLD ARE COOKED BY DRAGONFIRE. YOU EAT LIONS AND KOBOLD.

KOBOLD STARTS MOVING AROUND INSIDE YOU. MAYBE SHOULD HAVE KILLED KOBOLD FIRST.

SPECTATORS CONFUSED ABOUT LIONS BEING SMASHED. GODS NO APPROVE OF LIONS THEY SAY. SO EMPEROR SENDS OUT BEARS.

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2012, 07:06:51 pm »

Destroy GreatWyrmGold's internal organs, smash all his bones then cut self out. Through his groin.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2012, 07:13:43 pm »

Destroy GreatWyrmGold's internal organs, smash all his bones then cut self out. Through his groin.

[1]: DRAGON STARTS DIGESTING. OH GOD IT BURNS.

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2012, 07:24:06 pm »

Explode.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2012, 08:25:22 pm »

Explode.

KOBOLD WANT TO EXPLODE? CAN KOBOLD EVEN EXPLODE?

[4]: KOBOLD ASPLODE. NOT EXPLODE. ASPLODE. NO MORE KOBOLD. DRAGON FEELS SLIGHTLY NAUSEOUS.

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2012, 08:32:19 pm »

>AM BIG, PORTLY GENTLEMAN IN TOGA

>WEAR TERRACOTTA HELMET

>WIELD WOODEN CLUB

>HIDE FROM NASTY PEOPLE
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2012, 08:45:23 pm »

Nauseated.

VOMIT ON PORTLY MAN.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2012, 08:48:25 pm »

AM BLOCK MAN WITH LEATHER ON HEAD.

WEAR GOLD ON LEGS.

SILVER ON FEET

ROCKS ON CHEST

HAVE BLUE ROCK SWORD.

>RUN AROUND MADLY.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2012, 09:28:29 pm »

>AM BIG, PORTLY GENTLEMAN IN TOGA

>WEAR TERRACOTTA HELMET

>WIELD WOODEN CLUB

>HIDE FROM NASTY PEOPLE

[2]: YOU GRAB CARDBOARD BOX AND PUT ON HEAD.

Nauseated.

VOMIT ON PORTLY MAN.

[1]: YOU SPUTTER AND COUGH BUT NO VOMIT.

AM BLOCK MAN WITH LEATHER ON HEAD.

WEAR GOLD ON LEGS.

SILVER ON FEET

ROCKS ON CHEST

HAVE BLUE ROCK SWORD.

>RUN AROUND MADLY.


[5]: YOU THINK YOU IN MINECRAFT. BUT NO BEARS IN MINECRAFT. YOU VERY CONFUSED. YOU RUN AROUND MADLY.

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (Minimalist RtD)
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2012, 09:30:34 pm »

>FIND STORAGE AREA

>HIDE THERE, AM JUST BOX
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