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Author Topic: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)  (Read 4209 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #45 on: November 23, 2012, 02:43:11 pm »

Obviously. Does that relate to the current discussion particularly directly?
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Cassandra

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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #46 on: November 23, 2012, 02:46:06 pm »

"Well. There is my suggestion, that I already made, that has nothing to do with 'Miracles' or 'Good'. Reward our minions with pleasing dreams. It becomes like a drug. They will outdo themselves for such rewards."
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #47 on: November 23, 2012, 02:48:56 pm »

Good dreams are nice, but A. aren't good, free advertising like healing would be, and B. would probably put some more...conservative folks off, given your specialty.
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« Reply #48 on: November 23, 2012, 02:50:32 pm »

"My point is that we don't need to be miracle-producing saints to have followers at all, goldie. Especially if you bother remembering we are not angels."
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #49 on: November 23, 2012, 02:51:18 pm »

Good dreams are nice, but A. aren't good, free advertising like healing would be, and B. would probably put some more...conservative folks off, given your specialty.
We are demons, motherfucker. There are those who will not appreciate us. Especially conservatives.
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2012, 02:51:38 pm »

She facepalms.

"Good! We don't want conservatives, or healing. We want twisted beings, disciples that have become what we NEED, and humans that worship the ideals of chaos and power."
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2012, 02:54:12 pm »

"We don't want old ladies and people ridden with pus and disease to grovel before us asking for 'healing please', remember that. We want healthy subjects able to actually help us without the need for us to keep curing them."
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Aklyon

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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #52 on: November 23, 2012, 03:01:24 pm »

Is anyone against just smiting people later? Because I heard jesus impersonation and that would fit with the dickery of today.
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #53 on: November 23, 2012, 03:19:46 pm »

What miracles would we do? 'Look mortal, I have blessed you with gaping, bleeding sores!'
I can count on one abstract set of mental appendages with superficial relation to the concept of a hand the number of people who wouldn't wish this on at least one person they know.

People pray for the cessation of suffering, but when the suffering stays they pray for the destruction of a human source of that suffering. If the source is brought low, then they begin to suffer as well, so with some careful management we could have an exponentially growing cult whose members compete to be the most devoted so that the people they hate suffer the most.

Also, we can have multiple cults. Cassandra's dream-addicts can just be a different sect, and the same goes for the Golden one's false prophet, though that one would require a lot more effort on our part.


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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #54 on: November 23, 2012, 03:22:29 pm »

Fine, I'll be a false prophet. Say, how hard would it be to transfer me and a couple others into some other mind? Maybe a little Jewish kid?
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #55 on: November 23, 2012, 03:28:07 pm »

Finally, some potential forms.
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« Reply #56 on: November 23, 2012, 03:50:39 pm »

last time we transplanted demonic minds into a human body, the spell obliterated everyone nearby. everyone who didn't transfer would be dead, and everyone who did would be stuck in a child's body. If Terry has enough control to threaten to commit suicide, he certainly won't want to be turned inside out by shattered space time. additionally that would only help us recruit from Abrahamic faiths. Finally, the cult's devotion would go to you, not me, so the really hard part would be when we incinerate you for stealing our rightful power.
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #57 on: November 23, 2012, 04:03:45 pm »

Who died and made you king?
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #58 on: November 23, 2012, 04:07:28 pm »

Sorry, went a bit overboard there.
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #59 on: November 23, 2012, 04:20:14 pm »

You do, however, bring up practical concerns; they must be addressed. After all, dictatorships are frowned on these days, so we need at least a few mortals under our control. Think we could put our heads together and solve the issues? Maybe I could try possessing someone...Just like the good ol' days...
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