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Author Topic: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)  (Read 4205 times)

racnor

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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2012, 01:55:05 pm »

I suggest we act less Christ-y and more Tzeentch-ish
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2012, 01:56:23 pm »

I suggest we act less Christ-y and more Tzeentch-ish

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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2012, 01:57:50 pm »

We don't fake being Christ, we use the same ideas. You're faithful and do what you're told? Miracle! Great for loyalty, and works when we're not in the room or mind-controlling them.
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2012, 02:01:07 pm »

"And what, pretend our Lamiae are angels? Drop the issue. We are not here to do 'good'. Good is probably harmful to half of us, like radiation. This is not a good world, we are not good beings, and the minions we want are NOT pansy-ass hippies and charity workers!"
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2012, 02:04:46 pm »

Yeah, at best we'll get a bunch of rednecks with varying levels of brain damage. People are more skeptical, more dickish and all in all, far less religious. It might've worked a few decades ago, but it's just not as effective now.
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2012, 02:09:48 pm »

I'M NOT SUGGESTING WE IMPERSONATE JESUS, FUCKING OR OTHERWISE!

We'll just give miracles as carrots in front of the noses of the mules that are our followers.
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2012, 02:15:05 pm »

((Totally ignored entire conversation except last post))

Did someone say impersonating Jesus? Let me get my halo.
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #37 on: November 23, 2012, 02:18:08 pm »

((Totally ignored entire conversation except last post))

Did someone say impersonating Jesus? Let me get my halo.
Wait, IMPERSONATE JESUS!?! AWESOME!!!
 
DO WHAT I ASK MORTALS, LEST I SMITE YOU WITH MY JESUS POWERS.
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2012, 02:19:32 pm »

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Do so elsewhere, it won't get a receptive audience here.
Hold on, mïßko, you said a moment ago that you thought playing Jesus would be dull...
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« Reply #39 on: November 23, 2012, 02:21:07 pm »

"This conversation has officially broke the safe threshold of stupidity. Drop the Jesus idea."
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #40 on: November 23, 2012, 02:22:01 pm »

But I'm, having fun trolling goldie though!
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #41 on: November 23, 2012, 02:23:11 pm »

I don't want to be Jesus! Can we forget I ever brought him up and focus on the miracles part?
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #42 on: November 23, 2012, 02:27:23 pm »

What miracles would we do? 'Look mortal, I have blessed you with gaping, bleeding sores!'
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Re: You Are The Demons (Chatter Thread For You Are A Vessal)
« Reply #43 on: November 23, 2012, 02:28:58 pm »

We'll need to research that. Maybe look into healing spells; those are always a hit.
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« Reply #44 on: November 23, 2012, 02:31:59 pm »

"Or maybe we could keep playing to our strengths. Just because he want our host to become an Overlord, it doesn't equal turning him into an insufferable asshole, he should have some finesse, especially with his allies."
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
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