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[misko27]

SO, NOW NEWARLY EVERYONE IS POLITCAL LEADER OR RELIGIOUS FIGURE. THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG. I WONDER HOW THIS WILL WORK OUT.

[Yoink]

I WAS BEING POLITICAL LEADER BEFORE IT WAS COOL

SUCK IT, NEWBS

[Cassandra]

Saving the universe, one burning orphan at a time.

[misko27]

Oh fuck it.
 
MISTER CITIZENS. LEARN THIS NOW. I DIDN'T WANT TO BRING THIS UP, BUT PEOPLE KEPT IGNORING IT. EVERY TIME YOU DO NOT SPECIFY SOMETHING IN YOUR ACTION, I TAKE THE MOST CRUEL AND MEAN INTERPRETATION POSSIBLE. IT IS WHY THE UNIVERSE WILL EXPLODE IN 2 TURNS, IT IS WHY CASSANDRA IS MARRIED TO A MIDGET, AND IT IS WHY XANTALOS IS SAVING LITTLE CHILDREN.
 
EXAMPLE, CASSANRA'S MOST RECENT ACTION

Have Axel burninate Spinal so epically that it kills every orphan in the universe, as well as ripping the Universe itself a new one.

A NEW WHAT? I WOULD INTERPRET THIS AS RIPPING A NEW  MOUTH, HALVING THE TIME YOU HAVE BEFORE EXPLOSION.

[Cassandra]

Fixed. >.>

[Yoink]

IF I DON'T SPECIFY SOMETHING AND IT GOES WRONG, THAT MEANS IT WAS MR TINKLE'S FAULT

JEEZ

WHY MY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES SO UNRELIABLE SOMETIMES

[GreatWyrmGold]

...
I HATE TYPOS.

[misko27]

Exacuate self, and Axel, from the universe. Have the fleet shoot Xantalos until he stops existing.

Exacuate self, and Axel, from the universe.

Exacuate self,

THIS WILL BE FUN.
 
No! Don't let the RTD die yet!

[Xantalos]

GM, I would have thought you of all people would have known that universal death by implosion caused by lack of anus doesn't mean the end of EVERYTHING. Just this one particular everything.

[misko27]

GM, I would have thought you of all people would have known that universal death by implosion caused by lack of anus doesn't mean the end of EVERYTHING. Just this one particular everything.

That's true, I've thought of that in my infinite wisdom. There are other universes, such as those used in the Forever War between da_nang and Tavik Toth. But those are mostly filled with eldritch monstrosities.

[Cassandra]

Right. Should specifiy my evacuation..

[Xantalos]

GM, I would have thought you of all people would have known that universal death by implosion caused by lack of anus doesn't mean the end of EVERYTHING. Just this one particular everything.

That's true, I've thought of that in my infinite wisdom. There are other universes, such as those used in the Forever War between da_nang and Tavik Toth. But those are mostly filled with eldritch monstrosities.

Oh, so I can find buddies there.

[misko27]

REMAINING NEUTRAL IS HARD. IT REALLY IS. IT'S HARD AS BALLS. BULL BALLS. REALLY BIG BULL BALLS. LIKE, MINOTAUR BALLS. EXAMPLE, I NEARLY GAVE YOU GUYS A HINT IN THIS POST TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE. BUT I DIDN'T. BUT IT WAS SO HARD.
 

"He was the politican of the Technocracy! I'm just an Extortionator with a highly advanced AI Core... He took care of the little people."

WELL THEN. I WOULD GO AND RE-INSTATE POLITICS AS A THING THEN, SEE IF THAT BRINGS HIM BACK. I MEAN YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT.

EDIT: I'VE DECIDED, NO MORE HELPING PEOPLE! BLAH. AND ONLY ONE POST PER PAGE IN THIS OOC TO KEEP ME FROM GOING OVERBOARD.

[Corai]

*Slips Misko a beer*

Here man, join my side and i'll tell you not to give me help. That way you can get that weight off your chest.

[Cassandra]

"Why would I bring him back? Now I can elope with Axel."