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Author Topic: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.  (Read 8037 times)

Xantalos

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2012, 02:50:23 am »

Colonists be helped. Sadly they are incompetent.
TRULY INCOMPETENT MORONS. THE MAFIOSA HOWEVER ARE LIKELY TO KILL YOU ALL WITH THEM ROLLS. I MEAN SERIOUSLY I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE HOW THEY GOT THOSE ROLLS. I WILL ADMIT I AM ROOTING FOR THEM NOW, IF ONLY BECAUSE OF THEIR ABILITY TO HOLD UP A FIGHT WITH NIGH IMMORTAL OMNIPOTENT BEINGS.
 
WHILE THE TERRORISTS ARE A BUTT MONKEY.
MAFIOSO? TIME FOR DEATH STEROIDS
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2012, 04:12:19 am »

Anyone play dwarf fortress?
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Cassandra

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2012, 04:24:55 am »

Anyone play dwarf fortress?

...............

Can't say I have!
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2012, 04:28:14 am »

Anyone play dwarf fortress?
I HAVE INDULGED IN IT ON OCCASION. I AM BURIED IN SCHOOL WORK, WHICH I HOPE EXPLAINS MY BEING UP AT THIS LATE HOUR. SO I HAVEN'T PLAYED MUCH RECENTLY.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2012, 07:06:07 pm »

Anyone play dwarf fortress?
Yup.
Sometimes.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2012, 10:48:35 pm »

>OH, NUKE CASSANDRA, TOO.

WHATEVER PLANET SHE'S ON.

INFACT, >JUST NUKE MOTHERFUCKING EVERYTHING! (BUT MOSTLY MARS AND CASSANDRA)


"I WILL KEEP MY PEOPLE SAFE!"
Play this in background.

Lead a siege on the Mafiaso and take the child back!

Activate sleepers on the Sun and cause chaos!


-EDIT-

Arm massive cannon, and destroy Sun's core in combination with Xantalos and GWG. Raise high-powered shields around my ship, now dubbed the FM Firerose, and around Titan to protect it from the sun's destruction, and, coincidentally, from any nukes that come my way. Nuclear missiles are SOOOO outdated..

Your Sol Slayer blew up another system already. Fire another one.
Use Ghost Division as backup.
Arm massive cannon, and destroy Sun's core in combination with Xantalos and GWG. Raise high-powered shields around my ship, now dubbed the FM Firerose, and around Titan to protect it from the sun's destruction, and, coincidentally, from any nukes that come my way. Nuclear missiles are SOOOO outdated..

Your Sol Slayer blew up another system already. Fire another one.
GWG! ALLIANCE!
DESTROY SUN USING SUPER MEGA COMBO WITH GWG!
SO I SEE THINGS ARE ESCALATING A BIT.
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Cassandra

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2012, 10:56:35 pm »

Yoink. Why are you trying to blast so many people when we are trying to fight off the Mafia? The only reason we're considering targeting the sun is because you are trying to protect the people trying to KILL US.
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« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2012, 11:19:14 pm »

"IF YOU ATTACK THE SUN, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ELIMINATE YOU.
"I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO CREATE A SAFE HAVEN FOR THOSE DISPLACED BY WAR AND I AM NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU HEAVY-HANDED TERRORISTS DESTROY THAT.
"THE SUN WAS ALWAYS INTENDED TO BE A NEUTRAL ZONE, YOU ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE DRAGGED ME INTO THIS CONFLICT. IF YOU WISH TO ORGANIZE A PROPER CEASEFIRE I SHALL BE QUITE AGREEABLE, AND HAPPY TO RETURN TO MY PREVIOUS ROLE AS A NON-COMBATANT. GOOD DAY TO YOU."
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2012, 11:33:59 pm »

"Stop arguing and RUN! I'm surprised the Sol Slayer hasn't gone off yet!"
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2012, 11:37:18 pm »

Yoink.

This song.


For your actions against law and order, I must sadly destroy you and your people. For the greater good. You came out of neutrality when you attempted to rescue the Mafiaso. I am sorry, but you must die.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2012, 11:50:01 pm »

"Stop arguing and RUN! I'm surprised the Sol Slayer hasn't gone off yet!"

It has. In another system.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

misko27

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2012, 11:53:19 pm »

Yoink.

This song.


For your actions against law and order, I must sadly destroy you and your people. For the greater good. You came out of neutrality when you attempted to rescue the Mafiaso. I am sorry, but you must die.
COUNTER-EXAMPLE. MERCY IS A GOOD VIRTUE.
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Cassandra

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2012, 12:16:25 am »

Right. You want peace? Stop trying to kill me, and stop harboring mafia, alright?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Xantalos

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2012, 12:31:02 am »

Chaos.
Just as planned.
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« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2012, 12:31:42 am »

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