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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4515 on: October 02, 2020, 11:09:30 am »
''Oh, my joke was cold? It's summer, we will cool!''
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4516 on: October 02, 2020, 02:01:48 pm »
Spoiler: Flagrant and explicit racism (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #4517 on: October 05, 2020, 07:20:02 pm »
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Everyone says Obama was a great orator, but I'm not sure. All he did was drone on and on.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4518 on: October 06, 2020, 02:57:56 am »
This is a great podcast about 9/11 which automatically nominates it for this thread.
But I think this part is particularly good - particularly if you know how deadpan Roz *always* talks.  Cool, collected engineer with credentials.
https://youtu.be/f7Qop_64qqk?t=5143
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4519 on: October 06, 2020, 09:10:51 am »
Quote from: Bumber on October 05, 2020, 07:20:02 pm
Obama...drone

Ok, that's good.


Quote from: Rolan7 on October 06, 2020, 02:57:56 am
This is a great podcast about 9/11 which automatically nominates it for this thread.
But I think this part is particularly good - particularly if you know how deadpan Roz *always* talks.  Cool, collected engineer with credentials.
https://youtu.be/f7Qop_64qqk?t=5143

I love the British humor.
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« Reply #4520 on: October 06, 2020, 09:32:46 am »
Quote from: Iduno on October 06, 2020, 09:10:51 am
I love the British humor.
...but not the British spelling..?

 :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4521 on: October 06, 2020, 10:12:45 am »
Quote from: Iduno on October 06, 2020, 09:10:51 am
I love the British humor.
She's also Muslim, though that doesn't stop her from drinking :P
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4522 on: October 06, 2020, 01:02:49 pm »
Jesus christ Donoteat can laugh like that? What the hell, spookiest shit I'm going to hear all October.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4523 on: October 10, 2020, 06:57:36 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4524 on: October 10, 2020, 07:10:56 pm »
Yeah, too much Fluroide and Jello for me...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4525 on: October 11, 2020, 01:40:50 am »
Dead Kennedys?
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« Reply #4526 on: October 11, 2020, 02:11:36 am »
(Amazingly, taking great care not to type just "Fluride", which I'm apt to do, I missed the transpositio. But I'm sure everyone equally got my reference, too.)
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« Reply #4527 on: October 11, 2020, 09:59:56 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4528 on: October 13, 2020, 05:11:12 pm »
The US claims the most complicated dessert ever created from raw ingredients whilst in orbit was a banoffee pie, made by the American commander of the inaugral crew of the International Space Station.

The Russians say "Nyet! That was a Mir trifle!"
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« Reply #4529 on: October 14, 2020, 08:51:21 am »
A baby seal walks into a club...

*ba dum tss*
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