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[Starver]

Monet and the other Impressionists made interesting paintings that were far from photo-perfect, but those that adopted Pointillism were spot on!

[kingawsume]

Two nuns are sittin on a bench, when a man come up and exposes himself to them.
The first nun has a stroke.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The second nun couldn't reach.

[Starver]

After a historic revolution in the world of French winemaking, there followed a dark period that became known as "The Terroir".

[Kagus]

After a historic revolution in the world of French winemaking, there followed a dark period that became known as "The Terroir".

I didn't know this!

I suppose you could say that, for me, it was Terroir Incognita.

[dragdeler]

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[Bumber]

A priest and a rabbi go for a hike, it's very hot and they encounter a body of water, they decide to take a bath, naked as the lord created them. Suddenly a group of people goes by: the priest hides his genitals while the rabbi hides his faces. Later the priest asks the rabbi why he hid his face, and he answers: my community recognizes me by my face.

Took me a number of seconds to realize the implication.

[Starver]

A flash of inspiration?

[Bumber]

A flash of inspiration?

And molestation.

[Starver]

(Based upon these two events and a little bit of mind wandering...)

The problem with buying a property using the rule of "location, location, location" is that you may then not reliably know its "momentum, momentum, momentum".

(...and can I also just say that I utterly dislike the phrase "...100 times smaller than..." in that link.)

[Kagus]

Shared in a Kik group:

Q: Why are monks so good at protesting?

A: Because the more Ohms you have, the greater the resistance

[Kagus]

Double-posting with no survivors.


*Knock knock*

1: Who's there?

2: Jesus' manger

1: Jesus' manger who?

2: Jesus' manger own damn business!

[Starver]

There's this guy at work who refuses to believe the Romans had central heating. Says that Big Archaeology is lying, and won't accept any evidence to the contrary.

He's a Hypocaust Denier.

[Yoink]

Did you know a few of hitler's generals became animal doctors after the war? They were veteran aryans.

   

[Kagus]

Did you know a few of hitler's generals became animal doctors after the war? They were veteran aryans.

   

That is...

I hate it and I know exactly who I need to tell it to.

[towerdude]

I'v got a bull named Horri.

He has a very bad temper.

So I call him: Horribull!