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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4245 on: February 14, 2019, 09:45:25 am »
Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it's ajar.
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« Reply #4246 on: February 15, 2019, 12:58:54 am »
The Great Gatsby really redeemed itself in my eyes near the end and I discovered that the entire book was an elaborate lead-up to a women drivers joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4247 on: February 15, 2019, 04:24:35 pm »
It's a bit raw but I came up with this one, after reading up on the subject:
Q: Why didn't the British give Israel to Jews after World War I?
A: Because Palestine was mandatory.
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4248 on: February 15, 2019, 05:58:19 pm »
Reminds me of Hitler's joke to Goering
Hitler: Knock knock
Goering: Who's there
Hitler: Tojo
Goering: Tojo who
Hitler: Tojo he would bomb pearl harbour
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4249 on: February 23, 2019, 04:01:13 pm »
What do you call a phobia of Jewish people?

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EDIT: Found a sign that was advertising a local restaurant's V-Day special.

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Valentine's Day Special!

Bring your girlfriend and get 10% off!

Bring your wife and get 15% off!

Bring both and eat for free!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4250 on: February 25, 2019, 05:29:17 am »
[quote from the Minecraft joke book]
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4251 on: February 25, 2019, 09:39:42 pm »
Seven men walk into a bar in Topeka, Tennessee:

A lover, a hater, a fighter, a coward, a hero, a villain, a man and a monster.

The bartender says "Is this some kind of joke?"

And I say "No, I'm just getting lunch. But I hear that a lot".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4252 on: February 25, 2019, 11:35:59 pm »
Quote from: Adragis on February 25, 2019, 05:29:17 am
[quote from the Minecraft joke book]

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4253 on: February 26, 2019, 06:59:46 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4254 on: February 26, 2019, 07:01:44 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4255 on: February 26, 2019, 07:34:18 am »
Sounds like your balloon has a leak there, Dwarfy.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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« Reply #4256 on: February 26, 2019, 05:23:18 pm »
That's a nice balloon you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it...

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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4257 on: February 26, 2019, 05:44:30 pm »
That's a very creepy post, Bumber.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4258 on: February 27, 2019, 03:18:01 am »
What do you call a creeper who's carrying TNT?
It doesn't matter - he will be blown to smithereens!

~our lord and saviour, the minecraft joke book
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4259 on: February 27, 2019, 05:31:03 am »
It is given that u and w are expressions in x, u' and w' are their respective derivatives, and the constant of integration, c,  is equal to zero.
What is the integral of f(x)= u'wu + uw'u + uwu' with respect to x?
uwu
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