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[Sheb]

What's the difference between the Pope and Antifa?

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None, they both hate the FAP.

[TD1]

I honeymakerlithiumwifeofadam so.

[scourge728]

I honeymakerlithiumwifeofadam so.

hah.

[hector13]

Was Eve Adam's wife? I don't recall the book saying as much.

He says, as though he's read it.

[Pancakes]

If a candle was a fruit, what would it be?

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Candleloupe

[King Zultan]

I heard that Constipation is like a math problem some times you have to work it with a pencil.

[Bumber]

On decapitating waterslides:

You just described the problem with unregulated capitalism.

Decapitalism

Heads must have rolled.

Ok, I'll stop now.

A good object lesson in why you shouldn't cut corners to get ahead.

You just might get one.

[Reelya]

Hey the creator of the ride did say they were redefining safety standards, and he was right. The world just wasn't ready to lose their heads over this amazing ride like you've never experienced before.

[Kagus]

"Once-in-a-lifetime thrills!"

[Tawa]

I tried to study South African history last week, but I couldn't get past the Dutch colonial period. Boering!

[Starver]

I had a similar issue with geology, when it got to the part about finding and exploiting oil/gas-fields.

[hector13]

I found the same with zoology, when wild pigs came up.

[Tawa]

911 was an inside job. Norman longships can't melt French thrones

[TD1]

Ahahaha. Are you sure that's actually 'terrible'? XD

[Starver]

Not my joke, but the supermarket's.

One particular brand and type and subtype of biscuit on a shelf (i.e. differing only by weight, due to the number of biscuits in the packet, and price). On the left, there are 300g packs for £1 (33.p/100g). On the right, you have the option of larger 433g packs for £2.29 (52.8p/100g). Slap bang in the middle, proudly claiming "NEW", are 266g packs for £1.50 (56.4p/100g).

And I'm quoting the actual price-per-100g actually listed on the shelf-ticket.

Funny, eh? Thought so.

* Starver munches most of the way through one of the three £1 packs that were bought. Already eyeing the second one, and trying to find out where to hide the third whilst otherwise distracted by the first two.