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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3990 on: March 31, 2018, 10:37:25 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3991 on: March 31, 2018, 10:44:25 am »
Those puns are birching awesome!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3992 on: March 31, 2018, 12:34:26 pm »
I must ash you to stop.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

If you struggle with your mental health, please seek help.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3993 on: March 31, 2018, 03:21:44 pm »
Do you think that's a poplar opinion?
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Kagus

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3994 on: April 02, 2018, 09:16:23 am »
What do they call cops in Greece?
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Why do we use our middle finger to flip someone off if it's a pinkie swear?


How do polite Germans get high?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3995 on: April 05, 2018, 06:11:14 pm »
I went to a kitchen store today.

"I want you to sell me a kettle."

"Kenwood?"

"Where's he then?"
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3996 on: April 07, 2018, 12:57:27 pm »
I met a guy with the old "L O V E" and "H A T. E" on his knuckles, today.

Inspired by this, I tattooed "D A W N" and "D U S K" on mine. Then added "N O" and "O N"  down the upper phalangials of one thumb and up again upon the other. I put "WEEK" on one palm, "YEAR" on another, "FORTNIGHT" across the back of one hand, and for the other I put "CENTURY". On the pads of my thumbs and fingers I put "10:00" to "10:45", in five minute increments, and I even put a key for ISO time-zone codes and their UTC offsets, in very small inkings, towards the carpal area.

But, you know, maybe I've just got too much time on my hands.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3997 on: April 07, 2018, 07:09:24 pm »
Quote from: Starver on April 07, 2018, 12:57:27 pm
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So i zoned out and forgot I was reading this thread, and when I read your post I thought you were serious for a moment.
no terrible joke
 There's no terrible joke hidden in this post. I seriously just thought you had tatooed all over you hands on a whim.
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« Reply #3998 on: April 08, 2018, 02:16:00 am »
That was actually heavily inspired, after a bit of memetic flight of fancy, by a true story:

I was walking past a family loading a car with various random-looking household items, yesterday. So I asked the little girl, for some reason ending up eagerly carrying the rather large sideboard clock, if she had the time...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3999 on: April 08, 2018, 10:58:16 am »
Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on April 08, 2018, 10:54:11 am
I don't get it );

It's funny because he claims he talked to a girl.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4000 on: April 08, 2018, 01:25:41 pm »
Aaaaaah.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4001 on: April 10, 2018, 05:27:54 am »
What is the file extension on an Imperial Guardsman?
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« Reply #4002 on: April 10, 2018, 05:56:44 am »
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« Reply #4003 on: April 10, 2018, 06:59:52 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4004 on: April 10, 2018, 09:11:15 pm »
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