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redwallzyl

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« Reply #3975 on: March 28, 2018, 11:14:09 am »
Did you hear Batman was arrested? They got him on assault and bat-ery.
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« Reply #3976 on: March 28, 2018, 11:21:52 am »
Quote from: redwallzyl on March 28, 2018, 11:14:09 am
Did you hear Batman was arrested? They got him on assault and bat-ery.
They also arrested an associate for robbin'...
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redwallzyl

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« Reply #3977 on: March 28, 2018, 11:29:58 am »
Did you hear about the unicycle accident? Its one wheel sad story.
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« Reply #3978 on: March 28, 2018, 11:34:41 am »
Bicycles can't stand up on their own. They are are two-tyred.
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« Reply #3979 on: March 28, 2018, 10:46:30 pm »
Speaking of, what's the difference between a man wearing a bespoke suit on a bicycle and a man wearing rags on a tricycle?

A tire.
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« Reply #3980 on: March 28, 2018, 10:49:40 pm »
You...  You realize almost noone will get that.  You do.  That's what makes it a terrible joke.
Well played.
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« Reply #3981 on: March 28, 2018, 10:55:03 pm »
It... doesn't seem that hard to get, especially if you say it out loud to someone, I think.
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« Reply #3982 on: March 29, 2018, 02:13:24 pm »
What do you get charged with for throwing acid and ammonia in somebody's face?
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« Reply #3983 on: March 29, 2018, 04:30:15 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on March 28, 2018, 10:49:40 pm
You...  You realize almost noone will get that.  You do.  That's what makes it a terrible joke.
Well played.

There's only one letter missing, man.

If they spelled "tyre" properly, though...
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« Reply #3984 on: March 29, 2018, 04:33:52 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on March 29, 2018, 04:30:15 pm
If they spelled "tyre" "tire" properly, though...
FTFY  :P
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« Reply #3985 on: March 29, 2018, 09:09:21 pm »
You can’t make a car go with fatigue!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
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« Reply #3986 on: March 29, 2018, 10:17:42 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on March 29, 2018, 09:09:21 pm
You can’t make a car go with fatigue!
Sure, but you can make people go with a car.  Not for long, though.  A person who runs in front of a car becomes tired.  A person who runs behind a car becomes exhausted.
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« Reply #3987 on: March 30, 2018, 07:34:13 am »
Who puts Lebanon on their cars?
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« Reply #3988 on: March 31, 2018, 07:30:56 am »
I ceder what you just did...
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« Reply #3989 on: March 31, 2018, 10:32:51 am »
Quote from: Starver on March 31, 2018, 07:30:56 am
I ceder what you just did...
It was such a bad oak we should all leaf the thread.
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