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Arx

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3570 on: February 05, 2017, 03:52:55 am »
A cowboy comes across an American Indian with his ear pressed to the surface of a road.

"So, whatcha hear, pal?"
"Stagecoach come this way half hour ago."
"Shucks! How d'ya figure that?"
"Broke my neck."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3571 on: February 05, 2017, 06:40:39 am »
Quote from: Arx on February 05, 2017, 03:52:55 am
A cowboy comes across an American Indian with his ear pressed to the surface of a road.

"So, whatcha hear, pal?"
"Stagecoach come this way half hour ago."
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"Shucks! How d'ya figure that?"
"Broke my neck."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3572 on: February 05, 2017, 04:46:49 pm »
 I'm not sure whether its funnier with or without the extra stuff. Also, I'm not sure whether its better or worse for it to be funnier, since I'm not sure what kind of terrible that joke was meant to be.

 EDIT: Also, this post was meant to be funny, but it isn't. Is that good?
« Last Edit: February 05, 2017, 04:49:34 pm by Tomasque »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3573 on: February 06, 2017, 05:32:21 pm »
I sexually identify as trans-siberian.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3574 on: February 10, 2017, 11:25:25 am »
There are two kinds of chicks, by body type:
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3575 on: February 10, 2017, 11:29:53 am »
Quote from: Jopax on February 10, 2017, 11:25:25 am
There are two kinds of chicks, by body type:
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I am sorry but as an ext4 i find this incredibly offensive
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3576 on: February 10, 2017, 12:19:34 pm »
This is the Bay12 forums, too; we certainly can't forget the HFS. 
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3577 on: February 10, 2017, 05:39:58 pm »
...is that where your partner is so obese you have to excavate to find the goods?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3578 on: February 10, 2017, 11:42:53 pm »
shamelessly stolen from a paradox devs twitter.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3579 on: February 14, 2017, 10:27:02 am »
Quote from: redwallzyl on February 10, 2017, 11:42:53 pm
shamelessly stolen from a paradox devs twitter.

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I'm going to the Fibonacci convention this year. It promises to be as big as the last two put together!
No, that's funny.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3580 on: February 17, 2017, 10:11:37 am »
I like it. Gj.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3581 on: February 17, 2017, 01:34:29 pm »
What do you call a horse that eats a lot of grain and has a yeast infection in its stomach?

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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3582 on: February 18, 2017, 08:24:47 pm »
What happens when a shotgun user panics in the final seconds of a match?

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What should a shotgun user do when thinking up a plan of attack?

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And, finally, what is the one factor all gunmen must take into account before fighting?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3583 on: February 18, 2017, 10:51:53 pm »
What do you say when you find out that one of your group is secretly a giant mushroom?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3584 on: February 19, 2017, 06:05:12 am »
Quote from: AzyWng on February 18, 2017, 08:24:47 pm
What happens when a shotgun user panics in the final seconds of a match?

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And, finally, what is the one factor all gunmen must take into account before fighting?

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Quote from: Covenant on February 18, 2017, 10:16:45 pm
I was watching an old episode of Knightmare and came across this gem.

Why did the dragon cross the road?

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I understood none of these. halp?
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