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Dirst

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3375 on: July 29, 2016, 09:44:38 am »
Quote from: a1s on July 29, 2016, 02:39:42 am
Cooking tip: in order to prevent crying when cutting onions, avoid forming an emotional connection with them.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3376 on: July 30, 2016, 07:01:16 am »
Back when eyeglasses were first invented, what did Nasuverse magi call them?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3377 on: August 01, 2016, 11:24:26 am »
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3378 on: August 01, 2016, 12:10:01 pm »
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Quote from: MrRoboto75 on December 10, 2020, 04:32:45 pm
Ghosts are stored in the balls?[/quote]
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3379 on: August 01, 2016, 12:23:13 pm »
Fail. That was funny.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3380 on: August 01, 2016, 03:53:10 pm »
Why are mathematitians good movie directors?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3381 on: August 03, 2016, 09:47:48 pm »
Quote from: Insanegame27 on August 01, 2016, 03:53:10 pm
Why are mathematitians good movie directors?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3382 on: August 04, 2016, 05:20:41 am »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3383 on: August 04, 2016, 05:44:19 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3384 on: August 04, 2016, 05:48:13 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3385 on: August 04, 2016, 06:11:14 am »
Indecent
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3386 on: August 04, 2016, 04:03:56 pm »
It is not enough when a woman asks if she looks fat to simply say,"no". You must act surprised by the question, jump back if you have to.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3387 on: August 04, 2016, 04:36:19 pm »
Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on August 04, 2016, 04:03:56 pm
It is not enough when a woman asks if she looks fat to simply say,"no". You must act surprised by the question, jump back if you have to.

A friend of mine once, in his naive youth, was once asked this question. His reply was: "no, your fat makes you look fat."
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3388 on: August 04, 2016, 04:37:58 pm »
What does a Russian comedian say when he is shot in the chest during a mugging?
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Quote from: MrRoboto75 on December 10, 2020, 04:32:45 pm
Ghosts are stored in the balls?[/quote]
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also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3389 on: August 06, 2016, 03:18:33 pm »
I've been studying up on the categorical imperative, but I just kan't understand it.
I actually do understand it, but let's say I don't for the sake of the joke
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