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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3330 on: June 10, 2016, 03:30:37 pm »
Ooh, I got one. Here we go:

Bastion is a difficult, high-skill hero.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3331 on: June 10, 2016, 03:32:16 pm »
Mei and McCree aren't overpowered.
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Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on December 08, 2015, 05:16:08 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3332 on: June 10, 2016, 03:35:36 pm »
(high-skill genji can deflect both of their ults, kekekekeke)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3333 on: June 10, 2016, 03:36:18 pm »
Who needs an ult when you can just murder someone for turning a corner :P
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Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on December 08, 2015, 05:16:08 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3334 on: June 14, 2016, 04:47:47 pm »
Hey, someone play along.

*knock knock*
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3335 on: June 14, 2016, 05:25:20 pm »
Who's there?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3336 on: June 14, 2016, 05:43:05 pm »
à la
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3337 on: June 14, 2016, 06:23:20 pm »
à la who?

Spoiler: I've got it (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3338 on: June 14, 2016, 06:32:15 pm »
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on June 14, 2016, 06:23:20 pm
à la who?

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Have you forgotten what thread we're in?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3339 on: June 15, 2016, 10:00:21 pm »
What is a Muslim's favourite clothing brand?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3340 on: June 15, 2016, 10:02:23 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on June 15, 2016, 10:00:21 pm
What is a Muslim's favourite clothing brand?
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This is clever, which normally makes a joke good, but it's also quite stupid.

You seem to have broken my joke judge-O-meter.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3341 on: June 16, 2016, 08:53:40 pm »
plot
PLOT
PLOT
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3342 on: June 17, 2016, 01:30:48 pm »
Evolution.
(Joke-ception. We need to go deeper.)
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3343 on: June 17, 2016, 01:35:51 pm »
This statement.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3344 on: June 17, 2016, 01:41:19 pm »
I don't get any of these.

Found the following on some site I already forgot.
An SQL query comes into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: "Hey, may I join you?"
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