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[Bumber]

Heh heh. Say...

 What do call the Leaning Tower of Piza?

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A test flight.

Why do you call the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

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Delivery.

[IcyTea31]

The newest Cyanide & Happiness gives us a joke so obscure, I have to post it here. Really, it's terrible even if you do get it.

[Tomasque]

Heh heh. Say...

 What do call the Leaning Tower of Piza?

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A test flight.

9/11 jokes aren't funny if people don't get them... 

[Tomasque]

The newest Cyanide & Happiness gives us a joke so obscure, I have to post it here. Really, it's terrible even if you do get it.

Darkworld?

[IcyTea31]

Spoiler: Explaining the joke (click to show/hide)

The 'arm pull' is a hypnosis technique used to put people to sleep. The text on the door didn't mean the opposite of pushing should be used to open it, but that the man should put the bystander to sleep to enter.

[hector13]

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The 'arm pull' is a hypnosis technique used to put people to sleep. The text on the door didn't mean the opposite of pushing should be used to open it, but that the man should put the bystander to sleep to enter.

That is so obscure as to be a good answer on Pointless.

[a1s]

Spoiler: Explaining the joke (click to show/hide)

The 'arm pull' is a hypnosis technique used to put people to sleep. The text on the door didn't mean the opposite of pushing should be used to open it, but that the man should put the bystander to sleep to enter.

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Except that it is. You can clearly see him pull on the door before entering it, whereas before he was pushing. It could all be a deliberate set up to find an Asshole Victim, but that's a bit of a stretch.
Also what's with the Out of Business sign?

[IcyTea31]

Also what's with the Out of Business sign?

Maybe the door was too difficult to open and no customers could ever enter the store to browse?

[hops]

Nobody except the hypnotizer guy understood how to open the door.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Maybe it's just a shitty joke?

[a1s]

Maybe it's just a shitty joke?

That's what I'm thinking. C&H isn't exactly known for Allenesque level of intellectual in-jokes.

[SquatchHammer]

If you were paying attention, he had made the guy fall asleep so well that if any other customer came in to get help, he wouldnt have any returning customers. Thus he would reach saturation and loose enough business to keep open in said area.

[Insanegame27]

Person 1: Want to hear a Nazi Joke?
Person 2: No, my grandfather died at a prison camp in WW2.
Person 1: ... Sorry, dude.
Person 2: He got drunk and fell off the watchtower.

[Helgoland]

That one's oooooooooooold. Variation:

- My grandfather died in Buchenwald.
- Oh, he fell off the watchtower? Huehuehue
- No, you sick fuck - they gassed him because he hid a Jewish family in his attic!
- OhmyGodI'msosorryetcetc
- JK, he really did fall off the watchtower.


Anyway, here's an original one:

- Why are ghosts lonely?
- They have no body to talk to.

[hector13]

That was original about a hundred years ago.