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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3240 on: April 07, 2016, 03:22:55 am »
Quote from: Tomasque on April 06, 2016, 11:59:01 pm
Heh heh. Say...

 What do call the Leaning Tower of Piza?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3241 on: April 07, 2016, 12:10:58 pm »
The newest Cyanide & Happiness gives us a joke so obscure, I have to post it here. Really, it's terrible even if you do get it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3242 on: April 10, 2016, 05:43:52 pm »
Quote from: Tomasque on April 06, 2016, 11:59:01 pm
Heh heh. Say...

 What do call the Leaning Tower of Piza?
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9/11 jokes aren't funny if people don't get them...  :(
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Quote from: martinuzz on August 04, 2015, 03:23:59 pm
The quantum cannonball hits you in the face and misses!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3243 on: April 10, 2016, 05:46:05 pm »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 07, 2016, 12:10:58 pm
The newest Cyanide & Happiness gives us a joke so obscure, I have to post it here. Really, it's terrible even if you do get it.
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Quote from: martinuzz on August 04, 2015, 03:23:59 pm
The quantum cannonball hits you in the face and misses!
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« Reply #3244 on: April 11, 2016, 01:18:00 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3245 on: April 11, 2016, 01:21:45 am »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 11, 2016, 01:18:00 am
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That is so obscure as to be a good answer on Pointless.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3246 on: April 11, 2016, 06:55:26 am »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on April 11, 2016, 01:18:00 am
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3247 on: April 11, 2016, 07:29:36 am »
Quote from: a1s on April 11, 2016, 06:55:26 am
Also what's with the Out of Business sign?
Maybe the door was too difficult to open and no customers could ever enter the store to browse?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3248 on: April 11, 2016, 08:09:07 am »
Nobody except the hypnotizer guy understood how to open the door.
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« Reply #3249 on: April 11, 2016, 11:15:22 am »
Maybe it's just a shitty joke?
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« Reply #3250 on: April 14, 2016, 03:12:24 am »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on April 11, 2016, 11:15:22 am
Maybe it's just a shitty joke?
That's what I'm thinking. C&H isn't exactly known for Allenesque level of intellectual in-jokes.
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3251 on: April 17, 2016, 04:52:43 pm »
If you were paying attention, he had made the guy fall asleep so well that if any other customer came in to get help, he wouldnt have any returning customers. Thus he would reach saturation and loose enough business to keep open in said area.
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Quote from: Gamerlord on December 15, 2013, 02:15:22 am
That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3252 on: April 17, 2016, 05:48:42 pm »
Person 1: Want to hear a Nazi Joke?
Person 2: No, my grandfather died at a prison camp in WW2.
Person 1: ... Sorry, dude.
Person 2: He got drunk and fell off the watchtower.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3253 on: April 17, 2016, 05:55:13 pm »
That one's oooooooooooold. Variation:

- My grandfather died in Buchenwald.
- Oh, he fell off the watchtower? Huehuehue
- No, you sick fuck - they gassed him because he hid a Jewish family in his attic!
- OhmyGodI'msosorryetcetc
- JK, he really did fall off the watchtower.


Anyway, here's an original one:

- Why are ghosts lonely?
- They have no body to talk to.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3254 on: April 17, 2016, 06:09:45 pm »
That was original about a hundred years ago.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
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