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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

*comets sudoku*

Sigged.

[Culise]

What will a robotic metal grinder say to a really hard thing?

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I will bite you bit by bit until my memory is full of bits

Ooh, that reminds me.  Real programmers don't take big bytes. They just nybble a bit.

EDIT:

Oh God, imagine skull-fucking a moray eel - those pharyngeal jaws would be nasty...

When of your dong you're divest, and it's left to digest, that's a moray.

[hector13]

*stares*

Wrong thread, that was funny.

[scrdest]

Oh God, imagine skull-fucking a moray eel - those pharyngeal jaws would be nasty...

When of your dong you're divest, and it's left to digest, that's a moray.

Culise confirmed for William McGonagal.

[H4zardZ1]

Spoiler: Some dude reminds me of this joke. (click to show/hide)

THANK YOU FOR LOGGING IN


[insert pic of someone died from being hit by a log in their head here]


INTO OUR SITE

Spoiler: I think i said this earlier, so if there is any, send the quote here (click to show/hide)

Why are willows are always sad?
Because their wil(l) is low

What do you call it when it is so dark that you can only see the light from the west?

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Upside dawn.

[Avis-Mergulus]

What do you call it when it is so dark that you can only see the light from the west?

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Upside dawn.

Hey, this one is not bad, in a way.

[hector13]

Oh God, imagine skull-fucking a moray eel - those pharyngeal jaws would be nasty...

When of your dong you're divest, and it's left to digest, that's a moray.

Culise confirmed for William McGonagal.

In a field there was a coo.

It must've moved, 'cause it's no' there noo.

[Bumber]

The Flintstones called. They want their joke back.
What's a programmer's favorite candy? A Push Pop.

I need T.P. for my Indians.

[martinuzz]

A woman visits her shrink, and complains that she's a control freak.
The shrink tells her not to worry, because all women are control freaks.
She then complains about being insecure.
The shrink tells her not to worry, because all women are insecure.
She tells him that she's not sure whether she's reassured or insulted by this.
The shrink says not to worry, because all women are indecisive.

[IcyTea31]

So, uh...when are you going to give us the punchline?

[hector13]

So, uh...when are you going to give us the punchline?

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[Comrade P.]

So, uh...when are you going to give us the punchline?

I'm trying to make a joke about the punch line  as a queue for a forced late abortion operation, but I can't arrange the words right. Have my idea and be creative.

[a1s]

I'm trying to make a joke about the punch line  as a queue for murder, but I can't arrange the words right. Have my idea and be creative.

How about "I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown, but was late to the punchline"?

Or here's a criminal prank: ask someone if they wanted to get in line to hear a joke. If they say "yes"- sucker punch them, saying "sorry, but this is the punch line".

[Tawa]

Why did the dirty limerick have to live off of food stamps?

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It was in poor taste

[Akura]

I have to admit, that's a pretty damn sweet tatoo job.