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[hector13]

Well, for some value of derail, that wasn't.  It was clearly expected that the feather fall scrolls be used on somebody for this purpose.

Also, no, you're resolving the plot instead of wrecking it in Negative Hendersons, but there's some level of WTFery either way.

Well, we're certainly using the Henderson on the topic, otherwise I'd continue.

Unless we continue discussing while posting shit jokes, but I'm not that good.

[TheBiggerFish]

Bah, this is a shitty joke, we're discussing how a hypothetical joke being defeated measures up on an arbitrary numbering system with exactly two clear benchmarks on the wrong side of the scale to work from.

[Egan_BW]

Three stereotypes and Old Man Henderson are on a plane. The plane has no problems and is flying just fine.
Old Man Henderson throws the plane out the door, saying "we have plenty of these where I'm from."

[TheBiggerFish]

HEY, THAT WAS FUNNY, BAD.

[hector13]

HEY, THAT WAS FUNNY, BAD.

+1

I shall also sig it, because yeah.

Edit: With 16 character remaining, no less.

[TheBiggerFish]

I need to make a sig thread post...

[Egan_BW]

What?! It was funny?! And sigged?! I do not understand! It was just a tired joke! I didn't even have a punchline!

[hector13]

What?! It was funny?! And sigged?! I do not understand! It was just a tired joke! I didn't even have a punchline!

Old Man Henderson is the punchline! He's like Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and The Most Interesting Man In The World all rolled into one.

[TheBiggerFish]

Old Man Henderson throws the plane out the door, saying "we have plenty of these where I'm from."

Sounds like a punchline to me, right Rupert?

[Kot]

It's the Terrible Jokes thread man, in theory you did exactly what you were expected to.

What?! It was funny?! And sigged?! I do not understand! It was just a tired joke! I didn't even have a punchline!

Old Man Henderson is the punchline! He's like Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and The Most Interesting Man In The World all rolled into one.

He can be all those, but he'll never be Sly Marbo, or the Universe would cease to exist.

[Bohandas]

Here's a good one I just found here

"You have hree apples and Jamal takes two of them. Whzt color is Jamal?"

[Tack]

Elf dwarf Orc human dragon one makes me think of rich guy smart guy, old guy, schoolkid, plane.

Only three parachutes, "I'm too rich to die", "I'm too smart to die", 'you're too young to die'
- "don't bother. Rich guy took my schoolbag".


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What's brown and hairy and deadly when it falls out of trees?
A Gorilla.

What's even deadlier?
An Angry Gorilla.

Why is it angry?
It just got nailed by a coconut.

How many gorillas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One gorilla. Many lightbulbs.

What time is it when a gorilla is sitting on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.

What do you give a 300lb gorilla?
Whatever the fuck it wants.

Why did the gorilla cross the road?
It didn't want to seem like a chimpansy.

[Sonlirain]

Those remind me of the jokes spoken by Erasmus in the first Quest for glory.

Have you heard the joke about the witches broom?
No?
How odd it's sweeping the valley!

He had like 7 different jokes that loop and most of them were puns. Can't really recall much beyond the broom of doom one.

[IcyTea31]

What do you give a 300lb gorilla?
Whatever the fuck it wants.

Did you know one can legally, even as a civilian, buy military APCs and even tanks for personal use? Question is, where may one drive that 30-ton heavily armoured tracked vehicle? Where ever the fuck one wants.

[Spehss _]

Here's a good one I just found here

Heh. Lots of shitty jokes here but I found one that's not bad.

A man walks into a library and says, " Do you have any books on poor eyesight?"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"No,we don't." replies the barman.