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[Insanegame27]

Q: Name an edible sex criminal. A: The gropefruit.

I was going to guess the passionfruit

Why was six afraid of seven?

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because seven was a known six offender

Entirely relevant

[Dutrius]

There once was a man from Newcastle-upon-Tyne,
Whose limericks would end on the second line.

[Comrade P.]

Vladimir Putin held a meeting with a candidate most likely to win next president elections.

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[Foxite]

How do you confuse a gay person?

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Seven

[hector13]

How do you confuse a gay person?

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Seven

Oh, you are so playful I could just squeeze you.

[Amperzand]

I swear Trump started his campaign as a joke, but people started to take him seriously, and now he's too embarrassed to go back on it, and is instead saying more and more insane things in an attempt to discredit himself, but underestimates the stupidity of the general public.

My fondest hope is that he's just coming out with more and more outlandish things in the hope that someone in the GOP says "enough you mad bastard" and then he says that he's been on a quest to show how ridiculous the Republicans are by making them agree to so many mad, mad policies.

But then again I find it hard to believe that he and his supporters really are as fucking mental as they've shown.

I would very much like that to be true. :/

I have my doubts.

[Dirst]

I swear Trump started his campaign as a joke, but people started to take him seriously, and now he's too embarrassed to go back on it, and is instead saying more and more insane things in an attempt to discredit himself, but underestimates the stupidity of the general public.

My fondest hope is that he's just coming out with more and more outlandish things in the hope that someone in the GOP says "enough you mad bastard" and then he says that he's been on a quest to show how ridiculous the Republicans are by making them agree to so many mad, mad policies.

But then again I find it hard to believe that he and his supporters really are as fucking mental as they've shown.

I would very much like that to be true. :/

I have my doubts.

I don't think Trump is reenacting Brewster's Millions.  But getting an endorsement from Putin probably didn't help his chances; Bin Laden's certainly didn't help Kerry in 2004.

[hops]

How do you confuse a gay person?

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Seven

I don't get it?

[IcyTea31]

How do you confuse a gay person?

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Seven

I don't get it?

Congratulations; you are confused, ergo, a gay person.

[hops]

But I

I thought that was

A pun

[TheBiggerFish]

I don't get the joke either.

And I'm pretty sure I'm not gay.

[IcyTea31]

Spoiler: Explaining the joke (click to show/hide)

The joke is that it can't be 'got' and is confusing, so that the jokester can insult listeners by calling them gay (as if that was a bad thing). It's a terrible and juvenile joke, hence the thread title.

[Insanegame27]

Spoiler: 'what did the little lightbulb say to his mother?' (click to show/hide)

I wuv you watts and watts (Lots and lots)

[a1s]

Spoiler: Explaining the joke (click to show/hide)

The joke is that it can't be 'got' and is confusing, so that the jokester can insult listeners by calling them gay (as if that was a bad thing). It's a terrible and juvenile joke, hence the thread title.

It's an ok joke, mechanics-wise. But it's homophobic, making it awful.
Here's one you can do on your friends: tell the you heard someone call them an owl. Chances are pretty good they'll ask "who?".

[Dirst]

Spoiler: Explaining the joke (click to show/hide)

The joke is that it can't be 'got' and is confusing, so that the jokester can insult listeners by calling them gay (as if that was a bad thing). It's a terrible and juvenile joke, hence the thread title.

It's an ok joke, mechanics-wise. But it's homophobic, making it awful.

I "got" the joke immediately.  It reminded me of a card I had a long time ago that said "To find out how to keep an idiot busy for hours, turn card over."  On both sides.