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[Tawa]

How does Ghosts & Goblins reveal the true identity of Tommy Wiseau?

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THE ROOM IS A TRAP DEVISUT BY SATAN

[Arx]

So a man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "I'm looking for a book on animals in science. I think the title was something witty about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat, or something."

The librarian thinks for a moment, and replies, "That rings a bell, but I'm not sure it's there."



Courtesy of my mother.

[Jopax]

So why do all ISIS fighters wear dresses?

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Because goats have learned to run when they hear a zipper being undone

[Neonivek]

The first law of robotics is "don't talk about robot fight club"

Relevant

With that Blue Haired guy... I wonder if Commander Keen is hiding in the robot fighting arena.

[Bumber]

How many ticks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Depends on the clock speed.

[TheBiggerFish]

Toady, there are certain Adventure Mode sites that are simply impossible to navigate due to lag, notably dwarven fortresses and goblin towers. Do you have any current plans to address this issue?

He in fact hopes to add in crash bugs along with the lag.

[TheDarkStar]

The first law of robotics is "don't talk about robot fight club"

Relevant xkcd.

[Sergius]

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

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Wrong! A pirate's true love is the C.

[TheBiggerFish]

Donald Trump 2016.

[Orange Wizard]

I swear Trump started his campaign as a joke, but people started to take him seriously, and now he's too embarrassed to go back on it, and is instead saying more and more insane things in an attempt to discredit himself, but underestimates the stupidity of the general public.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I swear Trump started his campaign as a joke, but people started to take him seriously, and now he's too embarrassed to go back on it, and is instead saying more and more insane things in an attempt to discredit himself, but underestimates the stupidity of the general public.

That makes a weird amount of sense.

[Insanegame27]

I swear Trump started his campaign as a joke, but people started to take him seriously, and now he's too embarrassed to go back on it, and is instead saying more and more insane things in an attempt to discredit himself, but underestimates the stupidity of the general public.

That makes a weird amount of sense.

It's America, of course it makes weird sense

[hector13]

My fondest hope is that he's just coming out with more and more outlandish things in the hope that someone in the GOP says "enough you mad bastard" and then he says that he's been on a quest to show how ridiculous the Republicans are by making them agree to so many mad, mad policies.

But then again I find it hard to believe that he and his supporters really are as fucking mental as they've shown.

[Insanegame27]

He does have some pretty sound ideas... IN THEORY, and in a PERFECT WORLD they would work. But seeing as his plans are not in a perfect world, nor do they work in practice.

[Helgoland]

Q: Name an edible sex criminal. A: The gropefruit.