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Orange Wizard

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2805 on: October 27, 2015, 11:39:53 pm »
Quote from: Cinder on October 27, 2015, 08:33:22 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on October 27, 2015, 05:02:30 pm
I didn't mean to accidentally cause the thread to spiral into DF jokes. :P
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What's worse than a dead baby joke?
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It was inevitable.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2806 on: October 28, 2015, 12:38:20 am »
What's worse than magma?
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Leaving red-hot magma around is known to attract deadly monotoads. Do not leave magma behind in your wake.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2807 on: October 28, 2015, 12:58:48 am »
Operation: Fuck The World.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2808 on: October 28, 2015, 01:12:27 am »
Quote from: Cinder on October 27, 2015, 08:33:22 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on October 27, 2015, 04:04:43 pm
What's worse than a dead baby joke?
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I think my palm broke the sound barrier as it flew towards my face.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2809 on: October 28, 2015, 03:49:34 am »
Watt's going on?

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Trees, DAMMIT!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2810 on: October 28, 2015, 04:03:06 am »
Quote from: H4zardZ1 on October 28, 2015, 03:49:34 am
Watt's going on?
Well, first we need to know Wu is cracking terrible jokes. Knowing that, Yu can ask Wen to crack another. This lets us know Watt's up next.
« Last Edit: October 28, 2015, 04:10:09 am by IcyTea31 »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2811 on: October 28, 2015, 04:16:39 am »
I wouldn't recommend pedophilia. It's really hard to get in, and frankly, it's a rip-off.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2812 on: October 28, 2015, 04:51:23 am »
What's a pedophile's favorite music chord?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2813 on: October 28, 2015, 05:20:43 am »
Quote from: Sheb on October 28, 2015, 04:16:39 am
I wouldn't recommend pedophilia. It's really hard to get in, and frankly, it's a rip-off.
I wouldn't recommunicate with ripped off people.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2814 on: October 28, 2015, 11:28:27 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on October 27, 2015, 04:04:43 pm
What's worse than a dead baby joke?
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Quote from: Dutrius on October 27, 2015, 04:29:34 pm
What's even worse than that?
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« Last Edit: October 28, 2015, 11:32:54 pm by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2815 on: October 28, 2015, 11:38:11 pm »
How do you make a baby cry?
drop it
How do you make a baby stop crying?
drop it again
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2816 on: October 28, 2015, 11:51:50 pm »
How do you make a baby fly?
You load it in the catapult and fire!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2817 on: October 29, 2015, 06:00:43 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on October 28, 2015, 11:51:50 pm
How do you make a baby kitten fly?
You load it in the catapult and fire!
FTFY. For extra terribleness.

Edit: Further wrecked the joke by making it obscenely obvious.
« Last Edit: October 29, 2015, 06:06:38 am by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2818 on: October 29, 2015, 07:24:05 am »
Quote from: ggamer on October 28, 2015, 11:38:11 pm
How do you make a baby stop crying?

Lullaby- Tim Minchin
Go until about 1 minute at least. It gets better.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2819 on: October 29, 2015, 10:46:29 pm »
In semi-relation to Minchin:

Jesus loves me, yes he does.
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I know it doesn't rhyme. I don't care.
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