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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2715 on: October 16, 2015, 10:34:02 pm »
There is no punch-line/punch line/line for the punch juice.
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« Reply #2716 on: October 16, 2015, 10:45:48 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2717 on: October 17, 2015, 11:49:49 am »
This one might work better in dutch. The original version was "Heb je gehoord over die immigrant? Die spaart voor zijn uitzet."

I'm not sure if it's as good in english, but I'll try to translate it. "Did you hear about that immigrant? He's saving up for his set-out."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2718 on: October 17, 2015, 11:51:10 am »
Sounds like it only works in Dutch. That just comes across as a declarative sentence in English.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2719 on: October 17, 2015, 11:52:38 am »
Quote from: Tawarochir on October 17, 2015, 11:51:10 am
Sounds like it only works in Dutch. That just comes across as a declarative sentence in English.
In this case, the set-out is a double entendre for being sent back to your home country, which you fled from, and the furniture, dishes etc. that you buy when you first buy a house. I guess that isn't a thing in english then.
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Quote from: Melting Sky on December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2720 on: October 17, 2015, 11:56:38 am »
Quote from: Tawarochir on October 17, 2015, 11:51:10 am
Sounds like it only works in Dutch. That just comes across as a declarative sentence in English.
Yeah, those aren't synonymous.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2721 on: October 17, 2015, 12:06:10 pm »
Usually people say "deported" in english.

You could make a pun about getting your port wine taken away, and getting shipped home, I guess? :D
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2722 on: October 17, 2015, 12:48:18 pm »
Quote from: Descan on October 17, 2015, 12:06:10 pm
Usually people say "deported" in english.

You could make a pun about getting your port wine taken away, and getting shipped home, I guess? :D

now THAT would be a truly terrible joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2723 on: October 18, 2015, 04:19:26 am »
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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2724 on: October 18, 2015, 07:08:06 am »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on October 18, 2015, 04:19:26 am
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner.
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90 degrees is too cold. You need to stand in a circle for the full 360 degrees.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2725 on: October 18, 2015, 07:46:12 am »
Quote from: Dutrius on October 18, 2015, 07:08:06 am
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on October 18, 2015, 04:19:26 am
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner.
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90 degrees is too cold. You need to stand in a circle for the full 360 degrees.
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In that case your 360 degrees would be colder than Immaterial's 90 degrees, since Kelvin starts from absolute zero rather than the freezing/melting point of water.

But Fahrenheit is just stupid. The zero point being the freezing/melting-point of brine (equal proportions of salt and ice) whereas pure water freezes/melts at 32, and boils at 212. The human body is 96 on that scale, so wtf Mr. Fahrenheit?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2726 on: October 18, 2015, 07:47:36 am »
Quote from: hector13 on October 18, 2015, 07:46:12 am
Quote from: Dutrius on October 18, 2015, 07:08:06 am
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on October 18, 2015, 04:19:26 am
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner.
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90 degrees is too cold. You need to stand in a circle for the full 360 degrees.
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In that case your 360 degrees would be colder than Immaterial's 90 degrees, since Kelvin starts from absolute zero rather than the freezing/melting point of water.

But Fahrenheit is just stupid. The zero point being the freezing/melting-point of brine (equal proportions of salt and ice) whereas pure water freezes/melts at 32, and boils at 212. The human body is 96 on that scale, so wtf Mr. Fahrenheit?
It is weird.
Also, more like 98.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2727 on: October 18, 2015, 08:01:37 am »
Quote from: Dutrius on October 18, 2015, 07:08:06 am
90 degrees is too cold. You need to stand in a circle for the full 360 degrees.
Are you getting baked?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2728 on: October 18, 2015, 08:23:06 am »
Degrees Rankine, anyone?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2729 on: October 18, 2015, 08:23:10 am »
Fahrenheit is perfect. In Celsius, a fever is around 38 degrees. But in Fahrenheit, the fever is a glorious 100 degrees.

I all seriousness, Kelvin is best for physicists, Celsius is best for chemists, and Fahrenheit is best for everyday life. Cause 'Merica
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