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Bumber

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2610 on: September 25, 2015, 12:02:34 am »
A man's wife asks him, "How do I look?"

He replies, "By using your eyes, dumbass." They begin to reconsider their marriage.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2611 on: September 25, 2015, 01:31:10 am »
Q.) What do you call an indecisive supervillain?
A.) "Dr.Maybe"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2612 on: September 25, 2015, 02:38:29 am »
Racing is a turn-based sport.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2613 on: September 25, 2015, 07:40:27 am »
Quote from: Bumber on September 25, 2015, 12:02:34 am
A man's wife asks him, "How do I look?"

He replies, "By using your eyes, dumbass." They begin to reconsider their marriage.
It's insnellity.

KoJ us made an/a gram of Ter bille.
Anyone punderstand the joke?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2614 on: September 25, 2015, 08:48:04 am »
Yes, but probably only because it's occurred here before.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2615 on: September 25, 2015, 09:36:49 pm »
Quote from: H4zardZ1 on September 25, 2015, 07:40:27 am
Quote from: Bumber on September 25, 2015, 12:02:34 am
A man's wife asks him, "How do I look?"

He replies, "By using your eyes, dumbass." They begin to reconsider their marriage.
It's insnellity.

KoJ us made an/a gram of Ter bille.
Anyone punderstand the joke?
No.

 Joining political philosophy class was a mistake. When I get called on, I keep stalin so I get bad marx.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2616 on: September 25, 2015, 10:40:20 pm »
Quote from: Tomasque on September 25, 2015, 09:36:49 pm
Joining political philosophy class was a mistake. When I get called on, I keep stalin so I get bad marx.
And they keep Russian you?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2617 on: September 25, 2015, 10:42:17 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on September 25, 2015, 10:40:20 pm
Quote from: Tomasque on September 25, 2015, 09:36:49 pm
Joining political philosophy class was a mistake. When I get called on, I keep stalin so I get bad marx.
And they keep Russian you?
I'm really sorry to hear that they keep putin you on the spot.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2618 on: September 25, 2015, 10:43:01 pm »
Quote from: evictedSaint on September 25, 2015, 02:38:29 am
Racing is a turn-based sport.

Drag-racing

That's when men dress up as women and see who's fastest.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2619 on: September 25, 2015, 10:59:39 pm »
What do you call a retarded german?

Herr Durr.
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Quote from: Spehss _ on October 19, 2015, 08:08:38 pm
Not sure if dying of old age is an honor or a shame for weaponmasters. On the one hand, it means they never got the opportunity to die in glorious battle. On the other hand, it means nothing could beat them in glorious battle.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2620 on: September 25, 2015, 11:14:57 pm »
What did Hitler say when he heard the coal mines were running dry?

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sorry.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2621 on: September 25, 2015, 11:51:43 pm »
Quote from: Spehss _ on September 25, 2015, 11:14:57 pm
What did Hitler say when he heard the coal mines were running dry?

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sorry.[/transparent]

I though Nazi power plants burned minorities for fuel
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2622 on: September 26, 2015, 06:31:03 pm »
Need coal for steel.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2623 on: September 26, 2015, 07:26:18 pm »
The latest in the long line of bakeries that refused to cater gay weddings happened to be in Philadelphia. When the news got out, a group of Tumblr users organized a protest that quickly turned into a violent free-for-all. Alas, the unarmed Tumblrinas were no match for the homophobic bakers once they took out the cake pans and began using them as shields and weapons.

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I assume it was about cod tendies and an austerity-caused crunch in the supply of good boy points.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2624 on: September 26, 2015, 11:45:01 pm »
What washes up on very tiny beaches?

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Quote from: tonnot98 on September 25, 2015, 10:59:39 pm
What do you call a retarded german?

Herr Durr.

That is horrible and I still nearly loled. 
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