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Tawa

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2580 on: September 15, 2015, 05:38:01 pm »
What is the only bad fantasy novel that you can write a chemistry report about?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2581 on: September 15, 2015, 07:33:34 pm »
I just found this and it's quite relevant to chemistry puns.
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« Reply #2582 on: September 15, 2015, 07:40:24 pm »
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2583 on: September 15, 2015, 07:44:04 pm »
That's if you can't Curium or Helium.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2584 on: September 15, 2015, 07:56:38 pm »
I... don't get it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2585 on: September 15, 2015, 08:16:43 pm »
Say it to the tune of world 1-2 in the first game.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2586 on: September 15, 2015, 08:27:24 pm »
Huh... I thought it was the 'underground' theme.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2587 on: September 15, 2015, 08:27:52 pm »
Same theme. :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2588 on: September 16, 2015, 02:57:36 am »
Alll celmist funns fassty ascen ded bca se opp ai
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2589 on: September 16, 2015, 03:14:12 am »
Why is the sex life of Barbie so disappointing?


Because Ken cam in another box. (Somehow, it was funnier yesterday said by a drunk Luxemburger, but everything is fun when said with a Luxemburger accents).
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2590 on: September 16, 2015, 06:05:26 am »
Huh, I'd've thought it would have something to do with her acute lack of vagina. That makes me wonder: Since Barbie has no rectum, does she shit out of her mouth?
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2591 on: September 16, 2015, 03:42:54 pm »
From what I've seen of the Barbie shows, yes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2592 on: September 16, 2015, 04:34:18 pm »
From http://www.sickipedia.org/

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The day after Christmas, I had a guy knock on my door, trying to preach to me about Jesus, saying how I should repent for my sins.

My 10-year-old son was still excited and ran to the door shouting "Santa Claus came to my house!"

The man looked at me and said "Isn't he a bit old to believe that there's an invisible man in the sky, watching everything you do, judging whether you're good or bad?"

I looked at him and asked "Sorry, which church were you from again?"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2593 on: September 16, 2015, 04:47:57 pm »
How come six was allowed on an amusement park ride, but four was not?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2594 on: September 16, 2015, 05:13:03 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on September 16, 2015, 04:34:18 pm
From http://www.sickipedia.org/

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The day after Christmas, I had a guy knock on my door, trying to preach to me about Jesus, saying how I should repent for my sins.

My 10-year-old son was still excited and ran to the door shouting "Santa Claus came to my house!"

The man looked at me and said "Isn't he a bit old to believe that there's an invisible man in the sky, watching everything you do, judging whether you're good or bad?"

I looked at him and asked "Sorry, which church were you from again?"
0/10, Santa is not invisible.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.
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