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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2565 on: September 15, 2015, 04:43:24 am »
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can we just stop with the chemistry puns already?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2566 on: September 15, 2015, 04:57:20 am »
Quote from: Spehss _ on September 15, 2015, 12:45:15 am
These puns are gold.

Except they aren't.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2567 on: September 15, 2015, 05:17:58 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2568 on: September 15, 2015, 05:20:09 am »
From another thread:

Why do pedophiles make for bad composers?

Because they abuse minors.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2569 on: September 15, 2015, 06:21:39 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on September 15, 2015, 05:20:09 am
From another thread:

Why do pedophiles make for bad composers?

Because they abuse minors.
On that note...

Why was Adam Jensen fired from an orchestra?

He wasn't; he was suspended because he was augmented.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2570 on: September 15, 2015, 07:49:54 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2571 on: September 15, 2015, 08:04:15 am »
Music Jokes are the Best!

A C, an E flat, and a G walk into a bar.  The Bartender says "Sorry, I don't serve minors."

The E flat leaves and the C and the G split a fifth of whiskey between them.

The G thinks he is rather sharp, and the booze only augments it.

However, the G is a lightweight and falls flat on the floor as his perception is diminished.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2572 on: September 15, 2015, 08:05:23 am »
While Descan's here...

He must be a great opera singer; he has an amazing head voice and unparallelled vibrato.

Edit: and a music pun set is posted as I type this out? Providence!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2573 on: September 15, 2015, 02:50:19 pm »
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on September 15, 2015, 03:05:09 am
WHAT'S A PIRATES FAVORITE ELEMMEENNNTTTT
PYYYYYYRRRRITE

IT'S ARRRRRRRRRRRR ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
Except that Pyrite is a compound, FeS. Sorry.

No, no, its ARRRRRRgon.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2574 on: September 15, 2015, 02:55:05 pm »
Quote from: Dutrius on September 15, 2015, 02:50:19 pm
No, no, its ARRRRRRgon.
No, it's gold. How are pirates supposed to have known what Argon is? :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2575 on: September 15, 2015, 03:37:12 pm »
Quote from: i2amroy on September 15, 2015, 02:55:05 pm
Quote from: Dutrius on September 15, 2015, 02:50:19 pm
No, no, its ARRRRRRgon.
No, it's gold. How are pirates supposed to have known what Argon is? :P

No. Gold is Au
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2576 on: September 15, 2015, 03:41:20 pm »
Let us finish this chemistry thing already. It seems like all the good ones at this point argon.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2577 on: September 15, 2015, 03:42:40 pm »
Q.) What's blue, runs fast, has bloodshot eyes, and is constantly hungry?
A.) Chronic the Hedgehog
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2578 on: September 15, 2015, 04:10:29 pm »
Quote from: i2amroy on September 15, 2015, 02:55:05 pm
Quote from: Dutrius on September 15, 2015, 02:50:19 pm
No, no, its ARRRRRRgon.
No, it's gold. How are pirates supposed to have known what Argon is? :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2579 on: September 15, 2015, 04:22:36 pm »
Well, duh. How else will they know what to steal and how to pinpoint it's value? It's called professionalism, people!
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