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Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2550 on: September 14, 2015, 10:10:49 pm »
Are you sure it's not barium and resist?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2551 on: September 14, 2015, 11:27:40 pm »
chemistry puns

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2552 on: September 14, 2015, 11:55:13 pm »
* Arx reads back

Damn, all the good ones argon already.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2553 on: September 15, 2015, 12:45:15 am »
These puns are gold.

Except they aren't.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2554 on: September 15, 2015, 12:48:28 am »
Q.) What's positively charged and scratches the drapes?
A.) A cation
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2555 on: September 15, 2015, 01:08:28 am »
Q.) What's negatively charged and makes grown men cry?
A.) An anion
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2556 on: September 15, 2015, 01:17:18 am »
Quote from: Arx on September 14, 2015, 11:55:13 pm
Damn, all the good ones argon already.

Well you can wait a while, and a new joke will hit you. Chemistry jokes are made periodically.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2557 on: September 15, 2015, 03:05:09 am »
Quote from: Spehss _ on September 15, 2015, 12:45:15 am
These puns are gold.

Except they aren't.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2558 on: September 15, 2015, 03:38:44 am »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on September 15, 2015, 03:05:09 am
Quote from: Spehss _ on September 15, 2015, 12:45:15 am
These puns are gold.

Except they aren't.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2559 on: September 15, 2015, 03:46:30 am »
AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2560 on: September 15, 2015, 03:48:16 am »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on September 15, 2015, 03:38:44 am
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on September 15, 2015, 03:05:09 am
Quote from: Spehss _ on September 15, 2015, 12:45:15 am
These puns are gold.

Except they aren't.
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You sure are FErocious.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2561 on: September 15, 2015, 03:53:12 am »
This is all a bit of a gas, really.

And a local one that probably won't make sense:

Ag, can we just stop with the chemistry puns already?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2562 on: September 15, 2015, 03:56:05 am »
Quote from: Arx on September 15, 2015, 03:53:12 am
Ag, can we just stop with the chemistry puns already?

Nope
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2563 on: September 15, 2015, 03:58:18 am »
This is the bestworst thread on this forum
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2564 on: September 15, 2015, 04:00:04 am »
Hydro-gen
Hell-ium
Lilith-um
Bore-on
Char-bon
Nitro-gen
Oxy-gen
... sod sod sodium
ARGGGGGGGG-----                                                      on
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