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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2490 on: September 04, 2015, 03:25:00 pm »
What did the programmer have for dinner? Spaghetti code.
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« Reply #2491 on: September 04, 2015, 05:32:51 pm »
What do you say about a premature ejaculator with a very loose stool?

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« Reply #2492 on: September 05, 2015, 05:54:52 am »
How does a jew make coffee?

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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3jnpkx/how_does_a_jew_make_coffee/
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« Reply #2493 on: September 06, 2015, 02:16:53 pm »
A boy asks his father:
-Dad, what's a fetish?
-Well, umm, you see son, it's a kind of cheese..
-That can't be right, how can a cheese be a fetish?
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« Reply #2494 on: September 06, 2015, 02:55:18 pm »
Cyanide and happiness, no?
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« Reply #2495 on: September 06, 2015, 04:02:56 pm »
Might be, I heard it from a friend, no idea where he got it.
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« Reply #2496 on: September 06, 2015, 04:10:12 pm »
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« Reply #2497 on: September 06, 2015, 09:07:53 pm »
Quote from: latias1290 on September 05, 2015, 05:54:52 am
How does a jew make coffee?

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« Reply #2498 on: September 06, 2015, 11:11:58 pm »
I did nazi that coming, but it Israeli not funny.
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« Reply #2499 on: September 07, 2015, 02:37:59 am »
Have you heard about the serial killer that kills people by suffocating them with spray-on deoderant?

They called him the Axe Murderer.
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« Reply #2500 on: September 07, 2015, 03:33:08 am »
Quote from: Japa on September 07, 2015, 02:37:59 am
Have you heard about the serial killer that kills people by suffocating them with spray-on deoderant?

They called him the Axe Murderer.
The answer itself says that he could 'murder' a product. Pity co. upon them.

Type the sentence below as fast as you can, without erasing what have you typed.

Typos make everything cool to the max
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2501 on: September 07, 2015, 09:05:49 am »
TYPOS MAKE EVERYTHING COOL TO THE MAX

Sorry, I had caps lock on. Anyway.
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« Reply #2502 on: September 07, 2015, 09:44:33 am »
Typos make everything vool to the mac.

Damn it.
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« Reply #2503 on: September 07, 2015, 09:48:00 am »
typos make everythign colld ti actge nacgcx

I think I panicked a bit at the end.
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« Reply #2504 on: September 07, 2015, 09:49:42 am »
typos make everything cool th the max

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