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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2370 on: July 20, 2015, 10:13:23 am »
Quote from: Tack on July 18, 2015, 12:50:23 pm
Edit: Daemons - They discorporeate upon death. Doesn't make it any less funny. Change it to a Dark-Eldar Wych.

Who said they killed her? They just cut her up for meat, she didn't necessarily die from that.
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« Reply #2371 on: July 20, 2015, 10:24:20 am »
That's debatably a worse fate. But the needs of the many outweigh the meaty goodness of the few, right?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2372 on: July 20, 2015, 01:25:45 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 20, 2015, 10:24:20 am
That's debatably a worse fate. But the meats of the many outweigh the meats of the few, right?
FTFY
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2373 on: July 21, 2015, 03:17:51 pm »
Why did the chicken cross the road?


So that the chicken could...cross the road!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2374 on: July 21, 2015, 03:29:16 pm »
Here's an original.

Two Vikings are out at sea on a longboat. One turns to the other and says:
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2375 on: July 21, 2015, 07:23:18 pm »
I resemble resent this slight against my people.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2376 on: July 22, 2015, 05:40:31 am »
Tacky.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2377 on: July 22, 2015, 12:57:45 pm »
Quote from: Descan on July 21, 2015, 07:23:18 pm
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So does your MOM!

ooooooh, sick burn.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2378 on: July 22, 2015, 01:24:01 pm »
Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on July 22, 2015, 05:40:31 am
Tacky.
Oh. Dang. Would 'What were we drinking last night' be better?
I thought it was a decent one.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2379 on: July 26, 2015, 11:04:23 pm »
Quote from: Tack on July 21, 2015, 03:29:16 pm
Here's an original.

Two Vikings are out at sea on a longboat. One turns to the other and says:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
There's probably no way to incorporate it into the joke, but I find it slightly funnier to imagine these are Minnesota Vikings.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2380 on: July 26, 2015, 11:57:41 pm »
How many babies go into the blender?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2381 on: July 27, 2015, 01:24:55 am »
Quote from: Kadzar on July 26, 2015, 11:04:23 pm
Quote from: Tack on July 21, 2015, 03:29:16 pm
Here's an original.

Two Vikings are out at sea on a longboat. One turns to the other and says:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
There's probably no way to incorporate it into the joke, but I find it slightly funnier to imagine these are Minnesota Vikings.
That would make it even funnier.

The original intention of the joke was that they weren't actually vikings. They just got messed up one night and woke up the next morning in full attire in a longboat.
But I'm not sure how to transfer all of that into a two-liner.


The difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is using a feather during sex.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2382 on: July 28, 2015, 10:49:41 am »
Why was the melon sad while with the girl?

Because he cantaloupe when she's eating him.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2383 on: July 28, 2015, 08:54:07 pm »
April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Allergy season.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2384 on: July 28, 2015, 11:53:08 pm »
All the male bees are refusing to work. It's a drone strike.
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