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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2355 on: July 18, 2015, 12:06:13 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2356 on: July 18, 2015, 12:09:34 am »
Addidas created the perfect brand of footwear, which could do anything and hold up under the stress, and was technically smarter than its wearer.
It's called the Mary Shoe.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2357 on: July 18, 2015, 12:15:13 am »
Tack, that holocaust joke was quite unexpected. I did nazi that coming. Jew really caught me by surprise.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2358 on: July 18, 2015, 12:23:54 am »
I gas nazi jokes are getting really old.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2359 on: July 18, 2015, 12:26:14 am »
Yeah, usually I don't like Jew jokes, anne frankly, i can't stand them.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2360 on: July 18, 2015, 12:38:04 am »
Das fuhrerny.[/shittypun]
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2361 on: July 18, 2015, 01:12:04 am »
Sometimes I wonder why I keep checking this thread.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2362 on: July 18, 2015, 07:30:32 am »
So do I.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2363 on: July 18, 2015, 07:37:12 am »
Come on, that first one was pure gold.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2364 on: July 18, 2015, 07:48:59 am »
Sorry. Maybe I went a biiiit too far with those puns. I got carried away.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2365 on: July 18, 2015, 10:30:17 am »
Pish, all of you. Some of them are gold.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2366 on: July 18, 2015, 11:10:39 am »
So here's a Wh40k joke:

A group of dirty, rugged guardsmen dwell near the fire in a trench. around them is a wasteland with several ruins and no signs of life whatsoever after recent orbital bombing of the area. Suddenly they hear a female voice outside - there is a demonette there, calling:
"Come here, boys, and take what you need most right now"
Guardsmen rush out of a trench with a speed of lightning and...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Grimdark. Only War, yadda-yadda.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2367 on: July 18, 2015, 12:20:35 pm »
Eating demon meat seems heretical. But then again, eating the flesh of the enemies of mankind seems like a thing WH40k would do. But then again, eating demons.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2368 on: July 18, 2015, 12:31:06 pm »
Quote from: Spehss _ on July 18, 2015, 12:20:35 pm
Eating demon meat seems heretical. But then again, eating the flesh of the enemies of mankind seems like a thing WH40k would do. But then again, eating demons.

That reminds me of another bad Wh40k joke:

One Commissar can execute for treason everybody but himself.
Two Commissars can execute for treason virtually everybody.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2369 on: July 18, 2015, 12:50:23 pm »
How many Imperial Guardsmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten.
One to screw it in,
Nine corpses to reach it.


Edit: Daemons - They discorporeate upon death. Doesn't make it any less funny. Change it to a Dark-Eldar Wych.
« Last Edit: July 18, 2015, 12:55:22 pm by Tack »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.
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