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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2145 on: April 23, 2015, 07:17:52 am »

And then he would do it a high enough number of times to eliminate any possible anomalies or errors in the results.
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« Reply #2146 on: April 23, 2015, 08:21:22 am »

Don't forget a control group of Sloths that think they've been thrown out of plane, but are actually given sugar pills.
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« Reply #2147 on: April 23, 2015, 11:08:18 am »

Turns out it's about the same as that of an un-laden sparrow.
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« Reply #2148 on: April 23, 2015, 11:53:17 am »

Turns out it's about the same as that of an un-laden sparrow.
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« Reply #2149 on: April 23, 2015, 11:58:51 am »

What? I don't know tha...ARGHHHHHHH!
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« Reply #2150 on: April 23, 2015, 01:12:21 pm »

That is some great physics work. However since Sloths generally live in trees under 45 meters in height, it's unlikely any sloth ever reached speeds over 30ms-1
apparently it is easier to type [sup]-1[/sup] than to type /1
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« Reply #2151 on: April 23, 2015, 01:15:03 pm »

The most terrible joke ever: I don't like Dwarf Fortress.
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« Reply #2152 on: April 23, 2015, 01:19:27 pm »

That is some great physics work. However since Sloths generally live in trees under 45 meters in height, it's unlikely any sloth ever reached speeds over 30ms-1
apparently it is easier to type [sup]-1[/sup] than to type /1
Type -1, click sup. Takes about three miliseconds more.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2153 on: April 23, 2015, 05:27:28 pm »

The most terrible joke ever: Sentient Bowtie.
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« Reply #2154 on: April 23, 2015, 05:42:41 pm »

oh snap
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2155 on: April 23, 2015, 06:13:53 pm »

That is some great physics work. However since Sloths generally live in trees under 45 meters in height, it's unlikely any sloth ever reached speeds over 30ms-1
apparently it is easier to type [sup]-1[/sup] than to type /1
It's force (ha) of habit for me. I always write it as -1.
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« Reply #2156 on: April 23, 2015, 06:24:27 pm »

It's also classier.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2157 on: April 23, 2015, 06:49:04 pm »

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« Reply #2158 on: April 23, 2015, 06:53:46 pm »

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