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Comrade P.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1860 on: March 06, 2015, 03:59:30 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1861 on: March 07, 2015, 12:21:27 am »
She was a british princess who was everyone's vision of perfection, had a sordid (alleged) affair and a trainwreck divorce, and then died.

But I don't really know the full story.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1862 on: March 07, 2015, 12:51:44 am »
She would have been saved by washington, but while he saves the princesses, he doesn't save the British princesses.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1863 on: March 07, 2015, 06:24:33 pm »
She died in a car crash while being followed by paparazzi.

Coincidentally, her name is an anagram of "end is a car spin".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1864 on: March 07, 2015, 06:44:55 pm »
Why was the little boy sad?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1865 on: March 07, 2015, 06:54:04 pm »
A blonde decides to try horseback rising. On her first outing, the bouncing horse causes her to lose control. As she's thrown from the horse, her foot catches in the stirrup, so she lands head first. Just as she loses consciousness, the carnie stops the carousel.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1866 on: March 07, 2015, 07:40:37 pm »
I forgot where I heard this one but I think its from Louis CK

"Sometimes the stupidest things are funny, like-like I remember I was at an amateur night one time, in some place. And this naked guy comes out with a guitar and just sits down and starts strumming "Sitting on the dock of the bay" . And he sings: "Sittin' on a cock 'cause I'm gaaaay".

Then he left."

That's definitely not how it goes, but I'm paraphrasing. I also remember someone asking (asking Louis after he'd told the joke) "Did he do the whistle?" which makes me think it was a talk show of some kind.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1867 on: March 08, 2015, 01:46:07 am »
How do you get a clown to stop smilling?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1868 on: March 08, 2015, 02:03:50 am »
Dammit, Cryxis.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1869 on: March 08, 2015, 02:04:54 am »
Surely that would just freeze the smile on the clown's face?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1870 on: March 08, 2015, 02:07:40 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1871 on: March 08, 2015, 02:56:28 am »
... never mind. This is the terrible jokes thread.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
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Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1872 on: March 08, 2015, 05:31:43 am »
Don't worry, Cryxis, at least I thought they were terrible.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1873 on: March 09, 2015, 05:01:59 am »
I was going to tell a joke, but
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1874 on: March 09, 2015, 08:25:05 am »
Aw, dingus, even my thread? :<
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