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Bohandas

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1770 on: February 22, 2015, 10:49:14 pm »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 22, 2015, 10:05:50 pm
This is actually a BAAAD joke.

What did the unemployed cancer cells do?
Spoiler: I'm so sorry (click to show/hide)

LOL
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1771 on: February 22, 2015, 10:53:07 pm »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 22, 2015, 10:05:50 pm
This is actually a BAAAD joke.

What did the unemployed cancer cells do?
Spoiler: I'm so sorry (click to show/hide)

You are a sad, twisted little creature.

I laughed so, so hard. :(
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1772 on: February 22, 2015, 11:29:05 pm »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 22, 2015, 10:05:50 pm
This is actually a BAAAD joke.

What did the unemployed cancer cells do?
Spoiler: I'm so sorry (click to show/hide)

Best thing for them to do in that situation
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1773 on: February 23, 2015, 04:13:32 am »
One day adventurer set off to explore necromancer's tower in search of secrets of life and death. Tower seemed abandoned, devoid of life, unlife and treasure. Adventurer ascended floor after floor till he reached the roof. There he found a saguaro rib sign. It read "Would you please go back? Please, don't say no" From sign jutted two arrows, one was labeled "Yes" and pointed back to the stairwell. The other one was labeled "No" and pointed to the northern part of the parapet. There was a ledge affixed to it and on that a thick book bound with suspicious leather rested. "Aha!" exclaimed adventurer and rushed to grab the book. But as he lifted it off the ledge the hidden mechanism came to life, parapet lowered and adventurer was sent hurtling off the tower. The impact of hitting the ground killed him.

 As weeks and months passed, adventurer's son, an explorer in his own right, began to worry about his father. Following a trail of tavern brawls, monster slayings and criminal records he managed to find his father's final destination. When he approached the tower his sight met the broken, picked clean by vultures skeleton of adventurer. Son was overcome by sadness and cried "Father, why'd you have to die? What was the reason of your downfall?" So huge was his grief that he couldn't hear as his father's ghost that was hovering nearby replied
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1774 on: February 23, 2015, 05:09:20 am »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 22, 2015, 10:05:50 pm
This is actually a BAAAD joke.

What did the unemployed cancer cells do?
Spoiler: I'm so sorry (click to show/hide)
10/10 awful/hilarious
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1775 on: February 23, 2015, 05:12:18 am »
you could say that instead of being full of awe it was . . . awesome?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1776 on: February 23, 2015, 05:34:46 pm »
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.

The bartender takes a look at them and says:
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1777 on: February 23, 2015, 05:40:41 pm »
What do you call a violent pub musician?
Bard.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1778 on: February 23, 2015, 05:53:40 pm »
AAAAH that's amazing. So was the cancer one. :))
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1779 on: February 23, 2015, 06:08:27 pm »
A person was about to walk into a bar... but he ducked just in time.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1780 on: February 23, 2015, 06:42:12 pm »
I lost my glass eye. .-(
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You can lead a horse to water, you can leave your horse behind.
'Cause your horse don't dance and if he don't dance, then he's no horse of mine.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1781 on: February 23, 2015, 06:46:37 pm »
That's too bad. I bet you're crying.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1782 on: February 23, 2015, 07:02:11 pm »
There goes my other eye. -(
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You can lead a horse to water, you can leave your horse behind.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1783 on: February 23, 2015, 07:09:06 pm »

                    Visual   Anterior
                      axis   pole    Anterior
                         \\  |       chamber
                          \..|..    /
      Conjunctiva     .:``\\'|'```/'.
                |  ,:''..'"\"|""/'..`<-----Cornea
               ..,:',;'____\\|  ____`;.`:...
         Iris----->;-~~~~..-\+--..~~~~-;./'~~`Ciliary body
             ,;'.:;;;==(Lens X    `)=|;;;;. `; `\
Medial   ,;''  ;'|'''| `:..  |\ ..;' |`````:. `;|,
rectus->'    Ciliary |    ```+\\'    |      `:./' `:.
    .;',;'  .;muscle |       | \    Posterior :.  :;.`:
     ,','  ;;        Lens    | \\   chamber    ;;  ;.` `
      ;'  ;:         ligament|  \              ;;   ;
      ;   ;:                 |  \\             ;;   ;
      ;   ;:       Vitreous  |   \             ;<-------Retina
      ;   ;:.                |   \\            ;;   ;
      `;   `:.               |    \           ;';<------Choroid
       `;   `:.   Optic      |    \\         ;','  ;
        `;   `:`.   disk     |     \        ;';' <------Sclera
         `;   `: :./         |     \\Fovea,';'   ;'
          `,    `.;..,,      |      \| .'','   .;'
            `;.  .:::: ```...|...'''\/'.:'    ;'
         Dura,' .:::::`,,,,..|..,,,,'''   ,;''
            ;  /::::::     ''|''      ..;''
              /Optic:| ;,....|....,,;'''
               nerve:| ;   ``+''
                             |
                             Posterior
                             pole                -Catalyst

Which part doesn't work?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1784 on: February 23, 2015, 07:12:11 pm »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 23, 2015, 07:09:06 pm

                    Visual   Anterior
                      axis   pole    Anterior
                         \\  |       chamber
                          \..|..    /
      Conjunctiva     .:``\\'|'```/'.
                |  ,:''..'"\"|""/'..`<-----Cornea
               ..,:',;'____\\|  ____`;.`:...
         Iris----->;-~~~~..-\+--..~~~~-;./'~~`Ciliary body
             ,;'.:;;;==(Lens X    `)=|;;;;. `; `\
Medial   ,;''  ;'|'''| `:..  |\ ..;' |`````:. `;|,
rectus->'    Ciliary |    ```+\\'    |      `:./' `:.
    .;',;'  .;muscle |       | \    Posterior :.  :;.`:
     ,','  ;;        Lens    | \\   chamber    ;;  ;.` `
      ;'  ;:         ligament|  \              ;;   ;
      ;   ;:                 |  \\             ;;   ;
      ;   ;:       Vitreous  |   \             ;<-------Retina
      ;   ;:.                |   \\            ;;   ;
      `;   `:.               |    \           ;';<------Choroid
       `;   `:.   Optic      |    \\         ;','  ;
        `;   `:`.   disk     |     \        ;';' <------Sclera
         `;   `: :./         |     \\Fovea,';'   ;'
          `,    `.;..,,      |      \| .'','   .;'
            `;.  .:::: ```...|...'''\/'.:'    ;'
         Dura,' .:::::`,,,,..|..,,,,'''   ,;''
            ;  /::::::     ''|''      ..;''
              /Optic:| ;,....|....,,;'''
               nerve:| ;   ``+''
                             |
                             Posterior
                             pole                -Catalyst

Which part doesn't work?
That's a little better.
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